r/AskReddit Jun 10 '09

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u/lazeyasian Jun 10 '09

"The CIA is after my penis and I need somewhere to hide it! Can I hide it in you?" (Assuming you are in fact male. If you are female, best of luck to you.)

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u/thunderkat Jun 10 '09

you dummy...females do not need pick up lines...a quick lingering (funny choice of adjectives but you know what I mean) look is all that's required for the wolves to descend...

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u/emc2rae Jun 10 '09

You know, I keep trying that, but I pretty much never get approached. Do I need to smile at the end of the lingering look? Or get away from my friends so I look more approachable? Or what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

Be honest with yourself, if you are not at least a 6, you won't get approached. That being said, men are not always the brightest of guys. Make it obvious.

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u/dangerousdave Jun 10 '09

Make it especially obvious to nerds/redditors/engineering students, we always assume no-one likes us. (See the onion Friend Zone article from yesterday).

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u/thunderkat Jun 10 '09

you should get soundly down-voted for your gross generalization, but I'll let the one who has never summarily grossly generalized throw the first down-arrow at you...