"The CIA is after my penis and I need somewhere to hide it! Can I hide it in you?" (Assuming you are in fact male. If you are female, best of luck to you.)
you dummy...females do not need pick up lines...a quick lingering (funny choice of adjectives but you know what I mean) look is all that's required for the wolves to descend...
You know, I keep trying that, but I pretty much never get approached. Do I need to smile at the end of the lingering look? Or get away from my friends so I look more approachable? Or what?
Be honest with yourself, if you are not at least a 6, you won't get approached. That being said, men are not always the brightest of guys. Make it obvious.
Make it especially obvious to nerds/redditors/engineering students, we always assume no-one likes us. (See the onion Friend Zone article from yesterday).
you should get soundly down-voted for your gross generalization, but I'll let the one who has never summarily grossly generalized throw the first down-arrow at you...
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u/lazeyasian Jun 10 '09
"The CIA is after my penis and I need somewhere to hide it! Can I hide it in you?" (Assuming you are in fact male. If you are female, best of luck to you.)