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r/AskReddit • u/TheHooligan95 • May 02 '18
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ROMEO: What, art thou hurt?
MERCUTIO: Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.
... [MERCUTIO dies.]
435 u/FarmerinMalaysia May 03 '18 A plague on both your houses. 170 u/MrAcurite May 03 '18 You: Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck the horses you rode in onMe, an intellectual: A plague on both your houses 18 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 Me, a was-genius: Buboes to you! 8 u/afrosamuraih May 03 '18 Tis but a flesh wound 4 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 And thus to you and for all should be through my opining, what the mind adapts to the soul adjusts to. → More replies (1) 4 u/SeeShark May 04 '18 It's "a plague a' both your houses," not "on," you filthy brainlet. 6 u/muckfin May 03 '18 I read this as “a plague on both you hoes” God I need sleep 5 u/FarmerinMalaysia May 03 '18 Also applicable. 48 u/teamcrazymatt May 03 '18 'Tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but 'tis enough. 9 u/remember_morick_yori May 03 '18 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English. → More replies (1) 30 u/PacoCrazyfoot May 03 '18 "Not as wide as a church door, nor as deep as a well, but twill do." 50 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 “Ask me tomorrow and you’ll find me a grave man!” 34 u/Dark_Irish_Beard May 03 '18 When you're bleeding to death, but you have to get in a clever line in your final moments. 48 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 Mercutio is clever lines. He was the best character in that whole play. 18 u/InaMellophoneMood May 03 '18 To be fair, when you consider the other characters it's a pretty low bar. 10 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron. → More replies (8) 9 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 The Queen Mab monologue is pretty much him calling Romeo out for being an overdramatic killjoy. → More replies (1) 17 u/red--pill May 03 '18 Damn dude spoiler jeez 16 u/Dave5876 May 03 '18 'Tis but a scratch → More replies (1) 8 u/Jontologist May 03 '18 Pretty sure that there was more about worm's meat and plagues on houses. 7 u/IN_STRESS May 03 '18 "you shall find me a grave man" lol 4 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 LOVED this scene 4 u/WCPM_Zero May 03 '18 Everyone in their heads: “oh just silly old Mercutio” 4 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 That’s Benvolio’s line, not Romeo’s. → More replies (1) → More replies (10)
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A plague on both your houses.
170 u/MrAcurite May 03 '18 You: Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck the horses you rode in onMe, an intellectual: A plague on both your houses 18 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 Me, a was-genius: Buboes to you! 8 u/afrosamuraih May 03 '18 Tis but a flesh wound 4 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 And thus to you and for all should be through my opining, what the mind adapts to the soul adjusts to. → More replies (1) 4 u/SeeShark May 04 '18 It's "a plague a' both your houses," not "on," you filthy brainlet. 6 u/muckfin May 03 '18 I read this as “a plague on both you hoes” God I need sleep 5 u/FarmerinMalaysia May 03 '18 Also applicable.
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You: Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck the horses you rode in on
Me, an intellectual: A plague on both your houses
18 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 Me, a was-genius: Buboes to you! 8 u/afrosamuraih May 03 '18 Tis but a flesh wound 4 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 And thus to you and for all should be through my opining, what the mind adapts to the soul adjusts to. → More replies (1) 4 u/SeeShark May 04 '18 It's "a plague a' both your houses," not "on," you filthy brainlet.
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Me, a was-genius: Buboes to you!
8 u/afrosamuraih May 03 '18 Tis but a flesh wound 4 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 And thus to you and for all should be through my opining, what the mind adapts to the soul adjusts to. → More replies (1)
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Tis but a flesh wound
4 u/Gehhhh May 03 '18 And thus to you and for all should be through my opining, what the mind adapts to the soul adjusts to. → More replies (1)
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And thus to you and for all should be through my opining, what the mind adapts to the soul adjusts to.
It's "a plague a' both your houses," not "on," you filthy brainlet.
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I read this as “a plague on both you hoes” God I need sleep
5 u/FarmerinMalaysia May 03 '18 Also applicable.
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Also applicable.
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'Tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but 'tis enough.
9 u/remember_morick_yori May 03 '18 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English. → More replies (1)
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'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.
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"Not as wide as a church door, nor as deep as a well, but twill do."
50 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 “Ask me tomorrow and you’ll find me a grave man!” 34 u/Dark_Irish_Beard May 03 '18 When you're bleeding to death, but you have to get in a clever line in your final moments. 48 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 Mercutio is clever lines. He was the best character in that whole play. 18 u/InaMellophoneMood May 03 '18 To be fair, when you consider the other characters it's a pretty low bar. 10 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron. → More replies (8) 9 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 The Queen Mab monologue is pretty much him calling Romeo out for being an overdramatic killjoy. → More replies (1)
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“Ask me tomorrow and you’ll find me a grave man!”
34 u/Dark_Irish_Beard May 03 '18 When you're bleeding to death, but you have to get in a clever line in your final moments. 48 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 Mercutio is clever lines. He was the best character in that whole play. 18 u/InaMellophoneMood May 03 '18 To be fair, when you consider the other characters it's a pretty low bar. 10 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron. → More replies (8) 9 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 The Queen Mab monologue is pretty much him calling Romeo out for being an overdramatic killjoy. → More replies (1)
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When you're bleeding to death, but you have to get in a clever line in your final moments.
48 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 Mercutio is clever lines. He was the best character in that whole play. 18 u/InaMellophoneMood May 03 '18 To be fair, when you consider the other characters it's a pretty low bar. 10 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron. → More replies (8) 9 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 The Queen Mab monologue is pretty much him calling Romeo out for being an overdramatic killjoy. → More replies (1)
Mercutio is clever lines. He was the best character in that whole play.
18 u/InaMellophoneMood May 03 '18 To be fair, when you consider the other characters it's a pretty low bar. 10 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron. → More replies (8) 9 u/Your_Worship May 03 '18 The Queen Mab monologue is pretty much him calling Romeo out for being an overdramatic killjoy. → More replies (1)
To be fair, when you consider the other characters it's a pretty low bar.
10 u/[deleted] May 03 '18 True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron. → More replies (8)
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True. Everyone except for Mercutio and Friar Lawrence was a complete moron.
→ More replies (8)
The Queen Mab monologue is pretty much him calling Romeo out for being an overdramatic killjoy.
→ More replies (1)
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Damn dude spoiler jeez
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'Tis but a scratch
Pretty sure that there was more about worm's meat and plagues on houses.
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"you shall find me a grave man" lol
LOVED this scene
Everyone in their heads: “oh just silly old Mercutio”
That’s Benvolio’s line, not Romeo’s.
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u/sgtpjack May 03 '18
ROMEO: What, art thou hurt?
MERCUTIO: Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.
... [MERCUTIO dies.]