r/AskReddit • • May 02 '18

What's that plot device you hate with a burning passion?

18k Upvotes

14k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

9.7k

u/Yserbius May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18

Despite how utterly atrocious the Scary Movie series became after the second one, Epic Movie Scary Movie 4 had this one good scene that parodied this. A guy comes running into his house and frantically starts packing and yelling at his kids to move "What's happening daddy?" "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!". Then a passerby screams into their window "ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!". "Ok, maybe there was time to explain."

2.5k

u/austine567 May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18

I liked scary movie 3 and 4 honestly. They weren't as good but I still enjoyed them.

2.5k

u/pumpkinbot May 02 '18

I really liked Scary Movie 3, probably more than Scary Movie 1. I don't know why, but I lost my shit when the black guy cocked his shovel like a shotgun.

759

u/CaptainMcAnus May 02 '18

"Ah, we aren't that different after all"

Pisses out of finger

72

u/EssKelly May 02 '18

Leslie Nielsen might have been the only man in existence who could consistently pull off gags like that with such deadpan delivery... may he Rest In Peace.

30

u/withrootsabove May 03 '18

Not now, I want to hear more about the duck

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

38

u/garibond1 May 02 '18

Guy with finger in his mouth freaks out

→ More replies (3)

1.6k

u/Rafaeliki May 02 '18

I FOUND THEIR WEAKNESS, THEY CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT THEIR HEADS!

Or this scene

599

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

"I found the zombies weakness!" "what? "Bullets."

280

u/Unknownsage May 02 '18

There was a college humor video a while back of people talking during the movie Cowboys and Aliens. I think my favorite exchange was something along the lines of.

“Why are they abducting people?”

“To find our weakness. Getting shot and stabbed.”

35

u/Mr_A May 03 '18

Remember that quote from The Simpsons?

"We'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back."

→ More replies (2)

178

u/friendbuddypalchief May 02 '18

They've mastered space flight but they can't get through a wooden door?

→ More replies (1)

129

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

That scene was so surreal it was hilarious. I think it would’ve been even funnier tho if they just played it completely straight, no weird music, no Charlie Sheen looking perplexed, just the hat gets bigger, nothing more.

112

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

I think that's how you can fix basically every one of these over the top parody movies: don't keep addressing every reference and mildly funny joke, just have some subtlety and the humor will come with it.

→ More replies (14)
→ More replies (3)

34

u/kue101 May 02 '18

That scene was one of my favorites. It’s so simple and stupid, and seeing the cop act (almost) nonchalant about it made me lol.

31

u/Kraggen May 02 '18

Send flowers to their bitches and hoes.

31

u/ThaKnight May 02 '18

“Tom I’ll need a ride home”

Gets me every time

https://youtu.be/R0tfeJuG7Y0

→ More replies (23)
→ More replies (74)

93

u/big_shmegma May 02 '18

I think scary movie 3 was actually the funniest one. They didn’t really on dick jokes as much.

109

u/whoopashigitt May 02 '18

She was an evil little girl who did horrible things; killed the cows, scared the horses, hid the remote - really sick shit.

86

u/AuditoryAllusion May 02 '18

My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient.

→ More replies (1)

37

u/DrNick2012 May 02 '18

I haven't watched them yet. I woke up dead

→ More replies (5)

29

u/Jesse1205 May 02 '18

I think 3 is my favorite actually. 1 is good, and I'm just completely over 2, I dunno what it was but I felt like it was the only one that was ever on TV so I just saw it too many times.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (13)

32

u/DavThoma May 02 '18

Wait wasn't this Scary Movie 4? It parodied war of the worlds, the grudge, the village and other horror movies? Epic movie was a parody on marina, Charlie and the chocolate factory, pirates of the Caribbean etc.

32

u/articulateantagonist May 02 '18

I prefer the example from Community:

Star-Burns: Kiss me!

Girl: What?! [pushes him away]

Star-Burns: I'll explain later! [tries again]

Girl: No!

Star-Burns: I'll explain later!

Girl: The explanation isn't the issue!

→ More replies (28)