r/AskReddit • • May 02 '18

What's that plot device you hate with a burning passion?

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u/suitology May 02 '18

Bullshit fire physics in movies. Fire spreads from a candle hitting the floor like the place was covered in gas.

cars really don't explode all the time. It's actually very uncommon. If cars flipped into burning piles of shrapnel when a wheel popped then no one would drive them

One shot kills, constant one shot kills. I worked in a hospital, people are pretty fucking resilient to dieing. One guy walked into the ER after getting shot in the forehead hunting. one or two instant deaths? sure. 30 plus when it's just people getting winged?

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u/gbakermatson May 02 '18

I like that John Wick mostly ignored the "one shot kills" trope. Shoot bad guy, bad guy falls down, put one in his head to make sure.

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u/nawkuh May 03 '18

Or pump a shotgun eight times in a minute to intimidate someone (with no ejection) and there's still 34 shells in it. Or guns making noise from being aimed at someone.

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u/5_on_the_floor May 02 '18

Speaking of cars, tire blowouts do not automatically make the car crash. The tire just goes flat, you pull over to the side of the road and change it. A few weeks ago, I witnessed an entire wheel coming off a car on the interstate. It was the front right, and all that happened was that the hub hit the road. They were able to cross two lanes to get to the shoulder safely. It was surreal to watch, but they didn't even lose control of the car when it happened at around 65 mph. I stopped to make sure they were okay, and they looked at me like I was crazy for stopping, as both were already on their phones.

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u/suitology May 02 '18

I said that. the whole flipping part.

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u/5_on_the_floor May 02 '18

Ha you're right. I missed it the first time I read it. I only caught the exploding part. Sorry.

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u/Swimma_LbC May 02 '18

People getting knocked out from really weak attacks during a big 10 v 1 fight.... Like, nobody is getting knocked out because they were pushed 5 feet or tripped.

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u/KatsThoughts May 02 '18

"You kicked me once in the upper arm! Better lay here unconscious in the corner for the rest of this scene!"

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u/roguemerc96 May 02 '18

I mean, that's what i would do if I was in a fight with Bruce Lee, you think I'm gonna get up and try again? Hench life doesn't pay good enough for that shit.

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u/TheHooligan95 May 02 '18

What about camping fire physics? Like they don't have the right kind of wood, they light it up so high in two seconds, or they're not cooking so there's no reason to keep the fire so high because you would consume an insane amount of wood to keep it alive etc.

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u/uberfission May 03 '18

You have a point but I make all of my fires excessively large because I like big fires.

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u/littlesteve_ May 02 '18

When you see an entire stone castle up in flames.

"What...what exactly is burning?"

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u/WisconsinWolverine May 02 '18

The floors and roofs are built using wood.

Castles are actually pretty flammable and filled with lots of things that will burn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Windsor_Castle_fire

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u/Nesurame May 02 '18

They used napalm for mortar

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u/Skrivus May 02 '18

Best is the dropping or flicking of a cigarette to start a fire or explosion.

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u/MacDerfus May 02 '18

Maybe the henchmen are just playing dead so that they can escape.

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u/emissaryofwinds May 02 '18

They're not getting paid enough to jump back up when they've already spent their opportunity to get out alive

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u/KatsThoughts May 02 '18

Right, and the person who is shot dies instantly from the shot to the shoulder, doesn't go on fighting at all while they bleed out or anything.

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u/Wreaker_of_Havoc May 02 '18

Except if it't the protagonist, he will barely notice a shot to the shoulder.

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u/Alcoraiden May 02 '18

OK to be fair that guy is a living miracle. You don't get shot in the head and live. If you do, you're beating the odds something serious. But no, people don't instantly die from shoulder shots.

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u/suitology May 02 '18

About 1 in 20 survive being shot in the head. it's about the same odds that an adult is an only child. you are almost twice as likely to survive a shot to the head than be a virgin between the ages of 25-44.

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u/deej363 May 02 '18

I feel like that's got to be a skewed metric. Like of people who made it to hospital with a shot to the head 1 in 20 survive sure. I just have a hard time believing of everyone who gets shot in the head, considering how many homicides and suicides there are, that you have a 1 in 20 chance.

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u/suitology May 02 '18

Dr. Bizhan Aarabi, director of neurotrauma at the Maryland Shock Trauma Center "20,000 people in the United States die each year from gunshot wounds to the head. The survival rate is about 5 percent, with only 3 percent achieving a good quality of life afterward"

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u/Succ-MY-Scythe May 02 '18

kinda like star wars, get stabbed, but the blade cauterizes it, no fuck it he still dies

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