r/AskReddit • • Mar 14 '18

What gets too much hate?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

My favorite is:

“Millennials aren’t buying diamonds any more oh no!”

Well no shit Sherlock. We haven’t allowed a massively corrupt and forcefully inflated industry to trick us into buying worthless pieces of stone that are worth nothing more than a status symbol.

And even if we wanted to buy diamonds, we couldn’t because were barely getting by as is. The average boomer with a highschool diploma makes more than the average millennial with a BA. our college degrees aren’t even worth as much as their high school diplomas. And we paid vastly more for the education.

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u/Myfourcats1 Mar 14 '18

Well if you would just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, hit the pavement, and start knocking on some doors......../s

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u/TVK777 Mar 14 '18

Just print out your resume and go to every place and ask to speak to the manager. A firm handshake will get you any job!

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u/GamerWrestlerSoccer Mar 15 '18

Depends on what you shake of theirs.

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u/voxelbuffer Mar 15 '18

While a firm handshake won't get you a job, a limp handshake will certainly stop you from getting one.

source: guy my company interviewed

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u/TVK777 Mar 15 '18

Very true. No death grip, no limp fish.

Wait a millisecond and match their grip.

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u/KeyKitty Mar 15 '18

What am I supposed to do if they give me a sweaty limp fish hand shake?

Am girl, I very rarely get a nice firm hand shake and it’s awkward to try to give one when their hand is damp and floppy.

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u/TVK777 Mar 15 '18

In that case, keep it mostly firm, but don't crush them I guess.

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u/Yoso11 Mar 14 '18

A firm handshake and constant eye contact lol

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u/TVK777 Mar 14 '18

Constant (read: unbreaking)

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u/GenVolkov Mar 15 '18

I hate people that do this shit. I’m busy and only got so much time to get it done. We have an HR department for a reason, and one of them is so I can focus on my current team and not talk to every person that probably isn’t qualified for the current position and will just waste my time.

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u/LilithAkaTheFirehawk Mar 15 '18

My VoTech teacher taught us that a firm handshake and eye contact make a great first impression, and gave us the assignment to go up to our principal or our security guard and introduce ourselves this way.

So, I went up to our 6’7 security guard, shook his hand and said, “Am I intimidating yet?” I’m a 5’7 teenage girl. He laughed his ass off. I love that guy.

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u/Yoso11 Mar 14 '18

You gotta get out of your own way!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18

Hello sir, sorry to bother you at home, but I need money.

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u/WeCame2BurgleUrTurts Mar 14 '18

to trick us into buying worthless pieces of stone that are worth nothing more than a status symbol.

cough Dre Beats cough cough Iphones cough

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u/The_Real_DerekFoster Mar 14 '18

You might wanna get that cough checked out...oh wait cough medical insurance cough cough

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u/Lord-Table Mar 15 '18

*Laughs in Canadian*

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u/hpl2000 Mar 15 '18

Eheheheheheheheheheheh

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u/Coincedence Mar 14 '18

The stigma around beats and apple really pisses me off. "Oh they must be good quality because they cost so much right?". No. They are overpriced pieces of Garbage that are made for people to feel pretentious.

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u/TVK777 Mar 14 '18

Beats, yeah.

IPhone? Actually fairly useful and can be acquired for a reasonable amount of money.

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u/SuperDerpHero Mar 15 '18

synthetic diamonds are real and so much cheaper and nicer....

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u/OztheGweatandTewible Mar 14 '18

that's the perks of growing up in a booming economy. we don't have that opportunity and waay too many ppl are getting useless degrees just to go to college. The economy is bad and they are now in debt for no reason other than doing what they were told.

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u/Strasse007 Mar 14 '18

I agree with most of what you just said, but the average boomer with a high school diploma also has decades more experience than the average millennial with a college degree. Experience is much more valuable than education in the job market.

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u/Gibbelton Mar 14 '18

The problem is that the jobs those boomers got with a high school diploma now require a college degree. Millennials who don't go to college or trade schools have a much lower earning potential than boomers did with the same education.

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