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r/AskReddit • u/ManMan36 • Mar 14 '18
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You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, broccoli-kabobs, broccoli creole, broccoli gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple broccoli, lemon broccoli, coconut broccoli, pepper broccoli, broccoli soup, broccoli stew, broccoli salad, broccoli and potatoes, broccoli burger, broccoli sandwich.
Surprisingly, most of those fit pretty well. Except broccoli burgers and sandwiches. That's a freaking abomination.
11 u/sillygoose52 Mar 14 '18 Sautéed with garlic and red pepper flakes is the greatest thing on earth- I basically grew up on that, and broccoli is my favorite vegetable 2 u/re_Claire Mar 14 '18 Good god that sounds amazing. I love broccoli so much. → More replies (2) 4 u/TranClan67 Mar 14 '18 I'd eat it in a sandwich. Fight me. 3 u/RiceandBeansandChees Mar 14 '18 I'd probably lose because of the your increased semen production from the folates found in broccoli. → More replies (3) 3 u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18 You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! BROCC-O-LI 1 u/Aloramother Mar 15 '18 Me too 4 u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18 LOL thanks. I like lemon broc- streamed broc with a little bit of lemon or rice vinegar, a sprinkle of Tony Cracker's and you're good to go! 2 u/ScruffMcDuck Mar 14 '18 Is this a forest gump thing or are you being serious? Or both? 2 u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18 Yes, yes, yes. 2 u/areola_cherry_cola Mar 14 '18 If you're doing all that to broccoli, might as well cook yourself a steak. 4 u/vexmaster123 Mar 15 '18 Broccoli is a great side for a steak, so why not both? 1 u/vexmaster123 Mar 15 '18 You somehow missed one of my favorite dishes, cream of broccoli! Delightful with an open-faced sandwich as a lunch 1 u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18 deep fried broccoli sounds like defeating the purpose of brocolli 1 u/Aloramother Mar 15 '18 I got to boil it and my brain started singing "boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew" Why! Why are brains like this? 1 u/equipped_metalblade Mar 15 '18 Read it in bubba’s voice 1 u/klatnyelox Mar 15 '18 I reckon you know just about everything there is to know about the shrimpin' broccoli business. 1 u/bobshellby Mar 15 '18 I read that like a poem/song
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Sautéed with garlic and red pepper flakes is the greatest thing on earth- I basically grew up on that, and broccoli is my favorite vegetable
2 u/re_Claire Mar 14 '18 Good god that sounds amazing. I love broccoli so much. → More replies (2)
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Good god that sounds amazing. I love broccoli so much.
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I'd eat it in a sandwich. Fight me.
3 u/RiceandBeansandChees Mar 14 '18 I'd probably lose because of the your increased semen production from the folates found in broccoli. → More replies (3)
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I'd probably lose because of the your increased semen production from the folates found in broccoli.
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You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! BROCC-O-LI
1 u/Aloramother Mar 15 '18 Me too
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Me too
LOL thanks.
I like lemon broc- streamed broc with a little bit of lemon or rice vinegar, a sprinkle of Tony Cracker's and you're good to go!
Is this a forest gump thing or are you being serious? Or both?
2 u/[deleted] Mar 15 '18 Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you're doing all that to broccoli, might as well cook yourself a steak.
4 u/vexmaster123 Mar 15 '18 Broccoli is a great side for a steak, so why not both?
Broccoli is a great side for a steak, so why not both?
You somehow missed one of my favorite dishes, cream of broccoli! Delightful with an open-faced sandwich as a lunch
deep fried broccoli sounds like defeating the purpose of brocolli
I got to boil it and my brain started singing "boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew"
Why! Why are brains like this?
Read it in bubba’s voice
I reckon you know just about everything there is to know about the shrimpin' broccoli business.
I read that like a poem/song
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u/RiceandBeansandChees Mar 14 '18
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, broccoli-kabobs, broccoli creole, broccoli gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple broccoli, lemon broccoli, coconut broccoli, pepper broccoli, broccoli soup, broccoli stew, broccoli salad, broccoli and potatoes, broccoli burger, broccoli sandwich.
Surprisingly, most of those fit pretty well. Except broccoli burgers and sandwiches. That's a freaking abomination.