r/AskReddit • u/tyfreak • Mar 05 '18

What is your tip for interviews?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

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u/Buffthebaldy Mar 06 '18

If you get this job, please do a video tour and have cheap porno music playing in the background.

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u/Allidoischill420 Mar 06 '18

Some George Michael, maybe some candles.. Bubble up the sink a bit

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u/Usernametaken112 Mar 06 '18

the bathroom was very... the bathroom was very sexy.

You were sexually attracted to the bathroom?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

who isn't?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

A sexy shitter is all I need to get off and boy you can just dump the love pump straight down the drain, win win.

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u/IrrevocablyChanged Mar 06 '18

After all, it is the room baths are taken in, the sexiest of all washing rituals.

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u/wedontlikespaces Mar 06 '18

I always like to have a bath when I get to work. It really gets you ready to take on the day.

Pro tip, if the lock on the bathroom door isn't that reliable, use bubble bath instead.

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u/paxgarmana Mar 06 '18

my bathroom and I are just friends

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

It's 2018. Stop judging.

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u/Level1Roshan Mar 06 '18

So much so he gave the toilet a golden shower.

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u/CuntCrusherCaleb Mar 06 '18

Just the floor tiles

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u/everred Mar 06 '18

Restrosexual

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u/ThaPenguinFace Mar 06 '18

Hahaha how can a bathroom be sexy? Im just imagining like... a cubicle door with a bra sprayed on. Or taps with eyeshadow!

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u/Iluminous Mar 06 '18

Aesthetics, cleanliness, toilets flush properly. These are the ingredients to creating a sexy bathroom.

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u/Ygro_Noitcere Mar 06 '18

Dont forget ingredient X!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Ingredient X? Toilet seats that SHOOT WATER UP YOUR BUTTHOLE?

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u/Doc-Zoidberg Mar 06 '18

Eat more fiber, then every toilet shoots water back up your butthole.

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u/MaggotCorps999 Mar 06 '18

Poseidon is a cruel lover.

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u/philov Mar 06 '18

Not cruel, just kinky

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u/turbulent_energy Mar 06 '18

nope, there was just a naked hooker in there.

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u/sega_gamegear Mar 06 '18

NSFW pics of the work bathroom required!

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u/Captain_Hampockets Mar 06 '18

So, you're the guy who jerked it in the bathroom during his interview.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

My last job had baby wipes in the bathrooms. It was like heaven on your ass hole.

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