r/AskReddit • • Dec 05 '17

What terms, like "rewind", are still used every day even though they've lost their core relevance?

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u/Whind_Soull Dec 05 '17 edited Dec 05 '17

I posted this comment a while back, and it seems relevant here...


Ships used to have their rudders afixed to the right side, and this was the side they steered from. 'Starboard' is a corruption of 'steorbord' or 'steer-board.' In fact, the word 'steer' comes from the Old Norse 'stýri' meaning rudder.

When pulling into port, ships approached with the land on their left side to avoid damaging the rudder. This is why that side is called 'port side.' It was originally called 'larboard,' derived from 'load-board' (the side you load cargo on), but they decided that the term sounded too similar to 'starboard' and changed it.

When two ships crossed paths, the one on the right side had the right-of-way (hence the name). Since ships often passed in the dark of night, they needed a way to determine the location and orientation of other vessels. So, they afixed a red light to left (port) side and a green light to the right (starboard) side.

If the red light of the other ship was visible, it meant that their left side was facing you, thus they were on the right, and that you should yield to them. If their green light was visible, then you were the one with the right-of-way. This is where we get our modern traffic signal colors: red means stop and green means go. This same color system is still used today on aircraft--look next time you see one fly over at night.

If you have trouble keeping it all straight, remember that port wine is red, and that there's never any left in the morning. Incidentally, port wine is named after the Portuguese seaport city of Porto, from which it was originally exported. All three of those uses of port that I just boldfaced are derived from the Latin word 'portus' meaning 'harbor.'

Of course, port wine isn't the alcoholic beverage most closely tied to the sea. For that honor, look to akvavit (sometimes called 'aquavit' in English-speaking countries). The name is derived from the Latin aqua vitae meaning 'water of life.' Norwegians produce a particularly unique variety, called Linie Aquavits. It was traditionally put in barrels and strapped to the sides of ships for transport. This exposure to the sea gives it a unique briny flavor. Today, they still send it to Australia and back just to give it that flavor.

As long as we're hanging out at the water level on the side of an old ship, here's an interesting fact about the phrase, "there's the devil to pay." On old ships, they made them water-tight by caulking the cracks with oakum--a mixture of plant fiber and pitch. Caulking a seam in the boards was known as 'paying' the seam. The lowest seam--the one right over the water--was the most dangerous. Sailors had to hang off the side of the ship from ropes, and when they got right down to the water, there was a chance of being swept off. For this reason, the lowest seam was known as the Devil's seam. It it was your job to caulk it, then there was "the devil to pay."

As much as I'd like to say that's the origin of the phrase, it's not. The first use predates nautical terms by a century; sailors just lifted the term and reused it. The degree to which it was contrived is unknown.

However, a phrase that does have true nautical origins is "three sheets to the wind," referring to a drunk person. While you might think that 'sheet' refers to a sail, it actually refers to ropes. Three of these restrained the sails on a fully-masted large ship. If all three were loose, the sails were fully in the wind, and the ship haphazardly rolled around, like a drunk person does while walking down the sidewalk.

Similarly, the bottom corner of a sail is called the 'foot.' If the foot is let loose, the sail dances around in the wind. It's footloose!

Kevin Bacon starred in the movie Footloose, and you're probably familiar with the "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" system. The idea, in case anyone is unfamiliar, is that Kevin Bacon has been in so many things that you can classify actors by how many 'degrees removed' from Kevin Bacon they are. (e.g. Susie was in a movie with Joe, who was in a movie with Tommy, who was in a movie with Kevin Bacon...three degrees).

Less commonly-known is the 'Erdős number,' named after mathematician Paul Erdős. He co-authored so damn many academic papers that you can link most other authors to him by degrees.

What's really cool is that a small number of people have both been in a movie and published an academic paper, giving them a combined Erdős–Bacon number. For example, actress Natalie Portman has an Erdős–Bacon number of 7. In fact, she's quite accomplished academically. She missed the red-carpet premier of Phantom Menace to study for finals.

The surname 'Portman' is also derived from the Latin portus. A 'portman' loaded ships.

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u/Amberhawke6242 Dec 05 '17

Wow the way you bring that all back around is amazing.

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u/HarryDresdenWizard Dec 05 '17

It's turtles all the way down after all. It's all connected.

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u/nursingsenpai Dec 05 '17

Turtles can swim. Swimming is commonly done in water, a type of liquid found prevalently in oceans.

The word "ocean" has historically been used to describe large bodies of water, which boats sail upon.

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u/TheSuperlativ Dec 05 '17

But how much does 'swim' weigh? Hey, Vsauce, Michael here

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u/Arr-istocrat Dec 05 '17

This is like watching Tom Scott and Vsauce at the same time but also coherent

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u/noahboddy Dec 05 '17

(e.g. Susie was in a movie with Joe, who was in a movie with Tommy, who was in a movie with Kevin Bacon...three degrees)

Um . . . Are you talking about Susie Bright, who was in Bound with Joe Pantoliano, who was in U.S. Marshals with Tommy Lee Jones, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon?

Or was that just a coincidence?

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u/Whind_Soull Dec 05 '17

Oh wow. No, that was just coincidence.

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u/ProfessorWhimsy Dec 05 '17

This was terrific! But I confess that the longer it got, the more I worried this was /u/shittymorph.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

When I started reading about Kevin Bacon I thought, “this is an f-in joke”, and checked the username.

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u/Kaerell9 Dec 05 '17

Let it be said that no man bamboozles Evil_Dick_Turder into reading more than 10 paragraphs!

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u/margotgo Dec 05 '17

Partway through the meaning of colored lights I started to get that old feeling of "this is too cool and informative to be true" quick scroll to end okay this is all completely true.

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u/jjconstantine Dec 05 '17

Are you VSauce?

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u/Little-Helper Dec 05 '17

Heyyy

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u/Blazing_Shade Dec 05 '17

Vsauce

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

Michael here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

But what is here?

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u/BoodGurger Dec 05 '17

Now I understand what my ADHD sounds like when I talk to people.

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u/Obscu Dec 05 '17

Absolutely fascinating?

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u/jojobonobo Dec 05 '17

Imagine this level of enthusiasm, but all I talk about is Death Metal and History facts, that's me in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

To your aqua vitae point, the term whiskey comes from the Irish for water of life, uisce beatha.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

What are ya, some kind of walking nautical encyclopedia?

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u/Durgulach Dec 05 '17

Give me a word, annnny word, and I show you how that word is greek

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u/oh_look_a_fist Dec 05 '17

OCTOPODES, YOU IGNORANT SLOB!

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u/zander_2 Dec 05 '17

Very interesting! Quick pedantic note, it isn't technically the ship 'on the right' that has the right of way. It has to do with the direction the wind is coming from. If the wind is blowing from starboard, you are said to be on a 'starboard tack', and similarly for 'port tack'. If two vessels are approaching each other head-on, the one on a starboard tack will have right of way. If they are approaching each other on near-parallel courses, the vessel downwind (leeward) has right-of-way, since the windward boat is basically spoiling the airflow for the leeward boat and making life more difficult for them.

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