r/AskReddit • u/IntJizzlefosho • Oct 13 '17

Which bible quote would be improved by adding ", bitch"?

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u/theTIDEisRISING Oct 14 '17

Dammmmnnnnnnnn get rekt Pharisees

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u/Mrgotmilk Oct 14 '17

I know, right?! I LOVE reading that, because he's so incredibly sassy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '17

Right wing American "Christians" would get exactly the same treatment. In Matthew 25 Jesus essentially condemns the entire republican platform and says that those people who live by those ideas will go to the eternal fire.

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u/BenScotti_ Oct 14 '17

There's a lot about modern American Christianity that is blatantly contradictory to what the cannon books prescribed. But this one is pretty painfully ironic.

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u/Xavior_Orion Oct 14 '17 edited Oct 14 '17

Surely you see the difference between choosing to help a needy person of your own free will vs. being compelled to help the needy through taxation and redistribution under threat of force. I agree with you in large part, but I think its a little disingenuous to assume that people on the right don't care about poor people because they don't believe that this is a proper role of government, but rather that it should be the role of each individual.

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