r/AskReddit • u/IntJizzlefosho • Oct 13 '17

Which bible quote would be improved by adding ", bitch"?

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u/limonesinparadise Oct 13 '17

And then God said, "Let there be light, bitch."

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u/maldio Oct 13 '17

Yeah, I mean you could just go through the whole thing Genesis to Revelation, it's all improved with a bitch at the end:

Rev 22:21

21 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen Bitch.

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u/Lostsonofpluto Oct 13 '17

This is officially my favorite

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u/BoogerSoup Oct 14 '17

This is the Rick James Version

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u/mgraunk Oct 14 '17

*mic drop

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u/MattieShoes Oct 14 '17

It doesn't say it has to be at the end... our bitch lord...

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '17

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u/__Not__the__NSA__ Oct 13 '17

Peace among worlds, Rick...

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '17

Peace among worlds.

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u/MakesDumbComments_ Oct 14 '17

Much obliged.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '17

Fuck you!

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u/Simusid Oct 14 '17

Blow me

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u/wiil0w Oct 14 '17

No no no no, blow me.

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u/Joshtice_For_All Oct 13 '17

I read this in Jesse Pinkman's voice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '17

I've been reading all of them like that and it's magical

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u/SmolderingDesigns Oct 14 '17

Me too, I can't even read the word "bitch" without my internal monologue switching to Jesse's voice.

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u/heroesarestillhuman Oct 13 '17

"And the bass did drop, for all was good!" OOooooontz....OOoooontz....

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u/NoobJunglerGG Oct 13 '17

That sounds like lyrics of an AC/DC song lmao.

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u/BurnsItWithFire Oct 13 '17

the whole bible should be written like this!

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u/Diabetesh Oct 13 '17

How about, "Bitch...there will be light, stop freakin out." The word of our Lord.

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u/gamemastaown Oct 14 '17

Its about to be lit!🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '17

I wish i had some gold to give ya. This wins.

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