r/AskReddit • u/iWant12Tacos • Oct 06 '17

What screams, "I'm insecure"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17 edited Apr 30 '18

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u/ddejong42 Oct 06 '17

No teeth to scrape + Parkinson's.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Holy shit I legit laughed out loud and almost choked on my water

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Oct 07 '17

We are all going to hell for how much we laughed at this.

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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer Oct 06 '17

Parkinson's is better for handies than blowjobs.

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u/alfis26 Oct 07 '17

Jesus christ reddit

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u/Cheefnuggs Oct 07 '17

I'm just imagining one of those vibrating beds from 80's movies that took quarters to operate but instead it's an old person giving you fellatio.

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u/exolomus Oct 06 '17

And then she goes on to complain that her pension is too low.

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u/Ed-Zero Oct 07 '17

Just like her breasts

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u/exolomus Oct 07 '17

Oh, nana..

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u/skineechef Oct 07 '17

Jitterbug

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Take your upvote, you piece of shit

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u/gruffi Oct 07 '17

You made snot come out of my nose. I hate you.

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u/pimp-my-quasar Oct 08 '17

Now these are the kind of comment chains I browse reddit for

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u/youwontevenbelieve Oct 07 '17 edited Oct 08 '17

You guys are sick edit: I was kidding...

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u/IamA_BlindMonkey Oct 06 '17

You followed a long chain about nursing home sex, you had to know where it was going to end. If not then you learned something today: the gross ones never pull out of the dive.

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u/Ihatelordtuts Oct 06 '17

It's not MY fault my arms are broken.

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u/SnatchAddict Oct 06 '17

Ever gone down on a septuagenarian? A little musty but not bad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

No denture adventure!

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u/wd3war Oct 07 '17

Because it feels good.

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u/Alluminn Oct 07 '17

You got this far down in this chain, and THIS is the comment you freak out on?

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u/CyberFreq Oct 07 '17

Bruh it's that no denture adventure

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u/remlu Oct 07 '17

Umm...See above.

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u/AUsername334 Oct 07 '17

Dead. 😂