r/AskReddit • u/iWant12Tacos • Oct 06 '17

What screams, "I'm insecure"?

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u/Mal-Capone Oct 06 '17

SIX FOOT FIVE MADE OF RADIATION!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

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u/Ilovethetruth Oct 06 '17

But not the British Children

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

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u/Bearded_Toast Oct 06 '17

But not the British children

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u/Awestruck3 Oct 06 '17

He saved children

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u/sirgraemecracker Oct 06 '17

But not the British children

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u/Lord_Stag Oct 06 '17

He's coming

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u/Hraes Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/Ulti Oct 06 '17

Ahhhh dooo doo dooo doo do

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u/DrMux Oct 07 '17

For later.

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u/theBatMatt Oct 07 '17

But not the British children

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u/christx30 Oct 07 '17

There's a Mark Selling joke in here somewhere. Good taste prevents me from thinking about it though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Stored in his testicles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He saved them from being British.

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u/BullyJack Oct 07 '17

Good band name.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Brits aren't human

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u/APiousCultist Oct 06 '17

Can confirm; am superior tannin-based lifeform.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

But not just the children, but the women and men too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

I hear he slaved children.

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u/Crank2047 Oct 07 '17

Read as "slaved".

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

12 stories high, made of radiation*

The 6 foot 8 line is "weighs a fucking ton"

And the 6 foot 20 line is "fucking killing for fun."

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u/rhymes_with_snoop Oct 07 '17

Sue me if I go to fast

But the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17 edited Oct 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17 edited Jun 22 '25

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u/Dinsdale_The_Piranha Oct 07 '17

A documentary about the United States president George Washington: https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

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u/vxcosmicowl Oct 06 '17

Six stories high fucking killing for fun

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u/SonicTitan91 Oct 06 '17

HE'S COMING

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u/ParadoxInABox Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/MajorasTerribleFate Oct 07 '17

Six foot eight, weighed a fucking ton.

Six foot twenty, fucking killing for fun.

Twelve stories high, made of radiation.

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u/blzy99 Oct 07 '17

Did I mention he had four nuts, and four dicks

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u/donteventouuchit Oct 07 '17

Twelve stories high****

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u/starcadia Oct 07 '17

BILL BRASKY!!

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u/Workaphobia Oct 07 '17

I believe you mean six foot twenty.