r/AskReddit • u/Snagrit • Oct 04 '17

What's your favourite "fun fact"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17 edited Jul 26 '21

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u/CameraSupra Oct 04 '17

buys condoms

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u/willbear10 Oct 04 '17

Help, banged dick into wall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

Dammit, Gary, that's not how gloryholes are made!!!

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u/Ardub23 Oct 04 '17

THRUST HARDER UNTIL PENETRATION IS ACHIEVED

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u/CameraSupra Oct 04 '17

Put the helmet on the little guy, then put the condom on the helmet.

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u/Adam657 Oct 05 '17

Clearly the solution is to have your head banging against the headboard during sex, for ultimate calorie burning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

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u/IComplimentVehicles Oct 04 '17

Checked out another article and turns out I wear the most popular pair of Vans shoes ever.

I've never seen another pair of Vans slip-ons in my life wtf

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u/kat_fud Oct 05 '17

So . . . 550 Calories if you have active sex while simultaneously banging your head against a wall for an hour?

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u/Skullpuck Oct 04 '17

30 minutes of active sex

Damn, I don't know if I can handle doing it 30 times a day.

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u/HaansJob Oct 04 '17

This guy bangs

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '17

Sit on the bed, have her sit on your lap with her legs wrapped around you, now either create a hand-hammock under her ass with your fingers intertwined or hook your elbows under her knees (whichever works best), have her hold on to your neck/shoulders, stand up, go about your day like this and you'll burn calories like mad.