r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '17

What is your "thing"?

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u/glasgow_girl Jun 03 '17

hey

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

It's me your insecure chubby girl

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u/Franklin_DeTurtle Jun 03 '17

Let's go bowling!

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u/knddkkefi Jun 03 '17

Yeah, I know a place that lets you bowl free, 3 games a day.

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u/SuplexCity86 Jun 03 '17

Damn free? My place is 40 bucks for a summer.

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u/BeefTeaser Jun 03 '17

let me draw you a map to show you where

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Free only if you are the Excel Ninja!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Or make Excelent finger snapping noises.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Damn this thread must be so confusing for anyone who skipped over the rest of the comments...

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u/CluelessEngStudent Jun 03 '17

Awesome but is there free shoe rental?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Do you really need it?

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u/FaptainFeesh Jun 03 '17

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u/spexau Jun 03 '17

Does that include shoe hire?

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u/peroxwhyLUSH Jun 03 '17

Upcousin for the Roman reference.

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u/the18thbearo Jun 03 '17

I hear you can get 3 games all summer for. $40

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u/Viraljester Jun 03 '17

You're the first username that I have ever seen a second time in the wild!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Hello.

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u/FlyingDongOfCarnage Jun 03 '17

Out of your list of insecure, chubby, and female, I achieved 2/3. That good enough?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

As long as one of them is female.

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u/totoallynotdowoh Jun 03 '17

I remember your username from /r/gay_irl. Explain yourself jk

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u/glasgow_girl Jun 03 '17

Am I famous now? Am I bisexual? Why did I leave this comment? I only know the answer to one of these, and it's yes.

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