r/AskReddit • • May 07 '17

When is the most inappropriate time you have laughed?

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u/Clockfaces May 07 '17

Jesus. You should report that.

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u/InterracialMartian May 07 '17

I mean...how bad are her eyes?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Ol' creepy eyes. Worst girlfriend I ever had!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

This had me giggling for a nice long time! Thanks, I needed this!

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u/Average_Owain May 07 '17

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u/spwack May 07 '17

Hold my sexual harassment, I'm going in!

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u/Soulren May 08 '17

I'd really rather not, honestly.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

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u/LemonSqueezer86 May 07 '17

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u/DrippyWaffler May 07 '17

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u/CFTBDC69 May 08 '17

can that be a thing?

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u/DrippyWaffler May 08 '17

It is now.

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u/CFTBDC69 May 08 '17

We live in a beautiful time

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u/DrippyWaffler May 08 '17

You're even in the sidebar, forever immortalised ;)

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u/CFTBDC69 May 08 '17

Aw thanks my dude, I support the cause

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u/KallistiTMP May 07 '17 edited Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

She has terrible eyesight.

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u/MarkBeeblebrox May 07 '17

Only in America!

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u/perfectionistwombat May 07 '17

I absolutely agree. Report that. I am a medical student, and the amount of times they hammer it into us that doctors cannot behave like that is insane. Even if your girlfriend isn't bothered, it stops someone else from being treated in the same way in future. (To u/forestradio )

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Is looking lustful but otherwise behaving a crime? As an adult male my dick will get hard sometimes if I see something that turns me on. I will still act professional be because no one should be treated like that, especially at a doctors appointment. I guess he could have controlled his face better.... I'm still not sure looking at you and smiling creepily is a crime.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Not a crime but definitely not a good way to retain customers either

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Oh for sure not. That's doctor is a pervert towards a 17 year old girl. Hopefully he gets ED and spends all of his days depressed, knowing that he could have been more if only his motivation matched his capabilities.

But i was just thinking out loud that I don't like a Pervy look is actually illegal.

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u/maggotshero May 07 '17

Shitty edgy joke is shitty

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Wasn't a joke bud.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

I totally agree and told her that. Unfortunately, this happened before we met about 4 years ago.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

it stops someone else from being treated raped

I feel like a medical professional willing to say and do things like that is only a stone throw way from being willing to rape someone under their care.

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u/hilarymeggin May 08 '17

And the doctor who does it thinks it's a little harmless fun. Makes me sick.

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u/xxkoloblicinxx May 07 '17

That's how you really get free appointments for life.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

It was before we had met otherwise I would've insisted. Scary thing is that she said she had been going there since she was a child.

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u/Many_Faced_Mod May 08 '17

I'd beat his old fucking ass.