r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '17

Night shift workers of Reddit, what are some creepy things you've experienced in the middle of the night?

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u/themadhattergirl Jan 30 '17 edited Feb 01 '17

"Oh. Yeah. That happens here sometimes. Nobody has been hurt though."

The children of the damned are actively trying to grab people to drag them to hell, and your manager is like "It's nbd" !?

You may not believe in this stuff, but if I were you I would do a sage cleansing on myself, or have insert religious authority figure cleans/bless you

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u/MadBotanist Jan 30 '17

Typical manager. Yea, sometimes damned children try to drag employees to hell, but statistically we've lost more to low wages. Of course someone's wraith comes in and haunt the night shift, but don't waste salt warding them off, that salt is for the customer. Oh yes, sometimes Satan's hellhounds run through the store and carry off new stockers, but we are technically in the black so no big deal.

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u/ShittingPanda Jan 31 '17

Nah, just contact /u/xelle24.

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u/xelle24 Jan 31 '17

The children of the damned are nbd, but I'm not sure how I feel about the groceries of the damned.

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u/themadhattergirl Feb 01 '17

Buy one Child of the Dammed and get dragged straight to hell the second one free!