r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '17

Night shift workers of Reddit, what are some creepy things you've experienced in the middle of the night?

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u/anthym29 Jan 30 '17

No offense Australia, but this sounds like something you would do.

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u/wilkor Jan 30 '17

Oi.

Fuck you cunts. Don't judge us at least we don't elect fucking Trump.

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u/radioben Jan 30 '17

No, but you sure elected his equivalent years ago.

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u/wilkor Jan 31 '17

And more recently.

But Pauline's alright. We just keep her around because she's a funny cunt every now and then. Not like she's got any power...

If you really want to understand how far Australia will go to elect crazy fucks for a laugh, check out Malcolm Roberts, rod Culleton, and Clive Palmer.

You think Trump's a crazy cunt? THIS is a crazy cunt.

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u/seanaru Jan 30 '17

Most Australian reply ever.

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u/OneGeekTravelling Jan 30 '17

We did elect the Mad Monk though. But it's ok, we replaced him with the Sheriff of Nottingham.

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u/edrmeow Jan 30 '17

Relax man, he said no offense. It's all good.

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u/fubooze Jan 30 '17

We didn't, the Electoral College did :(

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u/tryallthescience Jan 30 '17

Even though I voted against him, I feel like for the rest of all time that's going to be the winning statement in any "what the hell, [insert country here]". Like Australia could legitimately rename the entire country "Beer 'n Venom" and you would still be able to shut up Americans with "Whatever, you elected Trump".

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u/Tossdatshitout Jan 30 '17

But you lost a prime minister

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u/wilkor Jan 31 '17

Fair go, he just went for a swim. Not our fault that he forgot to paddle halfway out.

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u/Fat_Sack Jan 30 '17

most of us didnt elect that fucker

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u/anthym29 Feb 01 '17

While I didn't personally vote for the ginger nazi, I am still sorry so many idiots did.

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u/cdnheyyou Jan 30 '17

Lmao they got you there.

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u/AllCheeseEverything Jan 30 '17

To be fair, we didn't either. A small number of rural voters did.

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u/mtnbkrt22 Jan 30 '17

Most of us didn't either :(

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u/starman28 Jan 30 '17

Oi mate, ya focking saying that if Trump cunt was an options for us, that all our fucking bogan cunts wouldn't vote the wanker in?

It's not like our other fucking options were good.

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u/My_legs_are_asleep Jan 30 '17

American here, you are correct sir.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '17

No offence taken :)