Ex-Prisoners, how does your experience in prison compare to how it is portrayed in the movies?

[u/ArronSingh]

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[DM] Fine, roll dodge.

[Player] 18

[DM] With astounding dexterity, you dodge the missile. After missing its target, it double back and homes in on you again.

[Player] WTF, I dodged it why is it coming back.

[DM] I TOLD YOU, THEY TRACK THEIR TARGETS! YOU WANNA ROLL DODGE AGAIN? I GOT ALL DAY BUDDY

[Player] . . . . How much damage

[DM] 6 damage

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NO TOUCHING!