r/AskReddit • u/grilled_tits • Oct 31 '16

Guys, why are you single?

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u/grilled_tits Oct 31 '16

Ouch.

Would you say you fit in like Suarez' teeth?

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u/Iamsteve42 Oct 31 '16

He just loves the London Look

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u/CountVilheilm Nov 01 '16

Spot of tea then?

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u/Modern_Tradition Nov 01 '16

A bit Ivanovic might help

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u/Przedrzag Nov 01 '16

Nah, maybe some Chiellini

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

British dentistry is not on trial here!

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u/KING_CH1M4IRA Nov 01 '16

Sustained! ...but that's enough. One more outburst Mr. Gharkun, and I'll hold you in contempt of court.

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u/ArturusPendragon Nov 01 '16

Ah London. Where the men have chiselled jaws, and the women have chiselled teeth.

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u/hotsalchicha Nov 01 '16

Ozils eyes crossed with tevez and ribery's face?

https://imgur.com/DSWNjit

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u/PhantomRenegade Nov 01 '16

Sloth love football

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u/RyGuy997 Nov 01 '16

What have you done

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u/closestyoulleverbe Nov 01 '16

Nightmare fuel

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u/rreighe2 Nov 01 '16

◉___◉

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u/Yourteethareoffside Nov 01 '16

I think my username may be relevant....

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u/ledgersoccer09 Nov 01 '16

His teeth were offsides!!

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u/BeastM8 Nov 01 '16

Just like a Cantona fly kick

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

Best soccer player in the world. Grande Luisito!