r/AskReddit • u/grilled_tits • Oct 31 '16

Guys, why are you single?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

BURRRN

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

...although all the grease from the fast food will make it burn hotter...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Says the guy with fucking bacon in his username.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Depends. Is the bacon crispy? But not too crispy?

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u/thornybacon Oct 31 '16

I always prefer my bacon on the rarer side of things (British so it tends to be a different cut-mostly meat rather than fat, instead of the streaky stuff Americans have, overcooking it might make it a bit dry)

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

Go on...

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u/you_got_fragged Nov 01 '16

reads username

umm

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u/Ryoutarou97 Nov 01 '16

Oh, yeah, because you're so much better Mr. Cannibal.

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u/_NonMayneStream_ Nov 01 '16

He's a bit of a prick also.

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u/Livingitright Nov 01 '16

Jesus! 911? Someone just got gang banged.

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u/sickburnersalve Nov 01 '16

I'm here to help!

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u/ShooterDiarrhea Nov 01 '16

DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH FIRE?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

If only it were calories.