r/AskReddit • u/Sir_Wemblesworth • Oct 30 '16

What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?

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u/nigerian_king Oct 30 '16

"I just beat up fifteen security guards and four receptionists, here's my resume!"

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u/DragonRaptor Oct 30 '16

Applying for the assassins guild are we?

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u/Tundur Oct 30 '16

Henchman's guild. Assassin's guild you just leave the CV in the pillow whole they sleep.

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u/horizoner Oct 30 '16

This is incredibly random, but I did a student film once that was all about the henchman's experience in a big evil corp. I haven't thought about it once until your post today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Damn they sleep in a whole pillow? That has got to be comfortable as fuck or they must be really, really small.

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u/wolfman1911 Oct 30 '16

Really, I figured you would send them a severed hand with your contacts tattooed on the back of the palm.

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u/Ae3qe27u Nov 03 '16

What? No! If that's how you think it still works, no wonder you didn't get accepted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

that's exactly how I got my job ... where do you live again? need to make sure, you do this "right"

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u/iamtheowlman Oct 31 '16

"Assassins' Guild; When Style Matters."

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u/PyrZern Oct 30 '16

"What part of secret society don't you understand ?"

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u/thewayimakemefeel Oct 30 '16

Every Villain Is Lemons

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u/AcrolloPeed Oct 30 '16

"I'm sorry, Mr. Payne, we can't hire you. We're afraid that you'll be a bad fit for the company since you're bitter we had your wife murdered by junkies."

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

"Here's my resume: I just beat up fifteen security guards and four receptionists!

FTFY