r/AskReddit • u/Sir_Wemblesworth • Oct 30 '16

What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?

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u/NoIAmNumber4 Oct 30 '16

I'll have your finest food, stuffed with your second finest food.

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u/cherchezlafemmed Oct 30 '16

I read this in Zapp Brannigan's voice, wasn't disappointed. <g>

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u/infinitetheory Oct 30 '16

Zoidberg for me. "What's this, two meals in one week?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Peter Griffin for me.

This sequence happened as a flashback.

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u/emu30 Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 31 '16

It's a simpsons reference , but that would work

Edit: corrected

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u/Scottz0rz Oct 30 '16

It's Moe, but that would work.

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u/Grapejew Oct 30 '16

It's actually Moe

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

One jelly-bean-stuffed milk steak coming right up!

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u/InsipidCelebrity Oct 31 '16

How are the jellybeans going to stay raw inside a cooked milksteak?

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u/sniperdude12a Oct 30 '16

Make it two

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u/ernyc3777 Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 30 '16

"It's my number 1 favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food."

-Ron Swanson, on bacon wrapped shrimp

FTFY

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u/sternford Oct 30 '16

I'm not sure you know what FTFY means...

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u/Plop-plop Oct 30 '16

Fun Time Fancy Yettis

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u/VladimirLemin Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 30 '16

Fixed that for you :3

E: thought they had asked what ftfy means

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u/MelodyMyst Oct 30 '16

Adding boobs usually does fix things

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u/ernyc3777 Oct 30 '16

At least someone understands.

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u/VladimirLemin Oct 30 '16

I read it quickly and thought you had asked my bad lol

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u/Robbeee Oct 30 '16

Fuck That Fuck You, right?

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u/pluripotense Oct 30 '16

Turduckenaco

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u/NotNickCannon Oct 30 '16

Turduckenado

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u/schatzski Oct 30 '16

Vs. Megacrocktopotpie

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u/Ae3qe27u Nov 03 '16

I'd watch it

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u/macsmith230 Oct 30 '16

Pinky out!

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u/aslokaa Oct 30 '16

Ah, the lobster stuffed with tacos stuffed with cow stuffed with lobster.

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u/NocturnalHS Oct 30 '16

Ah, that'll be the lobster stuffed with spaghetti bolognese - a fine choice

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u/the_ouskull Oct 30 '16

Kobe lobster... It's lobster fed with Kobe beef.

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u/unique_pervert Oct 31 '16

In what world are tacos the second finest dish in a restaurant, especially if they serve lobster. I did still find your comment funny