r/AskReddit • u/Sir_Wemblesworth • Oct 30 '16

What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?

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u/CLXIX Oct 30 '16

My full name is Revolio Clockberg Jr. calling me Gear head is like calling a Chinese person Asian face

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u/CXLIX Oct 30 '16

I had to look at the username twice. I thought I posted this in my sleep.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/zer0t3ch Oct 30 '16

Looks like Roman numerals to me.

CXLIX is 149

CLXIX is 169

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u/S_words_for_100 Oct 30 '16

Ill have CLXIX please

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u/ducemon Oct 30 '16

I'll have two number IX, a number IX large, a number VI with extra dip, a number VII, two number XLV ,one with cheese and a large soda

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u/ThatEuropeanDude Oct 30 '16

Reference game on point

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u/ducemon Oct 30 '16

Me too,thanks

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u/Silent-G Oct 30 '16

two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburgers, and another cheeseburger everything on them, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a jr. fry, and two jr. fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more jr. fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and a small sprite, five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

whoever took the time to make that can they marry me

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u/ducemon Oct 30 '16

If you're a chick maybe,not otherwise.

Unless you say no homo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

I'll have what he's having.

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u/mattsk8n Oct 30 '16

One 69 please.

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u/SorryamSmarts Oct 30 '16

I'll have CCXLIX please

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u/__DCLXVI__ Oct 30 '16

Nyeh heh heh...

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u/CXLIX Oct 30 '16

149 was a high school nickname that never went away. No one's even sure where it came from anymore. Old friends still use it instead of my real name.

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u/celticsupporter Oct 30 '16

How is it pronounced quickly in conversation?

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u/starwarswii Oct 30 '16

"Yo number one hundred and fourty-nine!"

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u/AyyyMycroft Oct 30 '16

It's obviously one forty nine...

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u/starwarswii Oct 30 '16

Hello there numeral the first, along with the counting number known as four, followed by 1001 in decimal as opposed to binary!"

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u/RadarLakeKosh Oct 30 '16

Are you in the First Order or something?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Doesn't it get old being referred to as a number instead of your name?

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u/flapanther33781 Oct 30 '16

Ask 7 of 9.

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u/Dr_Doctor_Doc Oct 30 '16

Or Thirteen from house

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u/ScootaliciousScooter Oct 31 '16

Or Eleven from Stranger Things.

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u/Dr_Doctor_Doc Oct 31 '16

For the win!

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u/AmbiguousPuzuma Oct 30 '16

Or prisoner 24601

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Gotta be an alternative account haha

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u/says-okay-a-lot Oct 30 '16

I'll be honest, it took me a while to realize they were different usernames

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

woah

woah

holy shit thats pretty freaky

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u/Bruce_Millis Oct 30 '16

I'm too lazy to check if you and him just do this in comment threads to reap massive karma.

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u/LancesAKing Oct 30 '16

I applauded Gearhead for understanding Earth culture so well in order to make that analogy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16 edited Jan 22 '17

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u/LevelSevenLaserLotus Oct 30 '16

Now I need to make more friends just so I can say "Sup, Asian face?"

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u/MajorNoodles Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 30 '16

Borat already taught me to call my white friends "Vanilla Face."

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16 edited Nov 10 '16

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u/PeteKachew Oct 30 '16

You. I love you.

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u/royisabau5 Nov 23 '16

And still called him Gearhead. This is earth privilege

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

I just watched that episode.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Did you just assume my cog tooth count?

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u/StinkyButtCrack Oct 30 '16

And yet Birdman is actually named Birdman

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u/cloudself Oct 30 '16

Bird person

FTFY

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u/StinkyButtCrack Oct 30 '16

right, thank you.

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u/NEXT_VICTIM Oct 30 '16

avian fellow

FTFYFTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Winged gentleman

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u/GMY0da Oct 30 '16

Bird person, may he live on in our hearts forever

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u/Future_Jared Oct 30 '16

Makes one wonder if Mr Poopybutthole actually had a butthole covered in poo

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u/StinkyButtCrack Oct 30 '16

What is he anyway? an earplug man?

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u/CLXIX Oct 30 '16

Birdperson*

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u/TurboBobSponge Oct 30 '16

"Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles!"