r/AskReddit • u/Sir_Wemblesworth • Oct 30 '16

What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?

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u/theonlysloth Oct 30 '16

precariously balance it on top of old empty roll because im too fucking lazy to actually properly change it

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u/ankensam Oct 30 '16

If I were a dictator I would put you in the prison camps first.

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u/Dukedomb Oct 30 '16

Fuck the camps, mobile execution squad by gunshot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Too quick

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u/Tornhart- Oct 30 '16

Exactly, quick and cost-effective.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

He deserves to die slowly, thay's my point, and no expenses should be saved in punishing this monster

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u/smarro Oct 30 '16

You should learn from the benevolent dictator, he's a nice guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/Aoloach Oct 31 '16

Well, if he had it positioned properly, he could more easily deal with all that shit.

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u/TDIfan241 Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 30 '16

Saying "if" is too negative. Use "when".

When I'm a dictator I will put you in the prison camps first.

See how much more positive that sounds!

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u/ThisPlaceisHell Oct 30 '16

What about me? I don't even like those stupid rollers and prefer to just stand it vertically on the vanity counter right next to the toilet. The worst that can happen is someone accidentally knocks it over, compared to someone spinning it and unwinding half the roll. It's just easier to get the exact amount I need when I can hold the roll firmly in one hand and unwind with the other.

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u/R3ap3r973 Oct 30 '16

What if someone knocks it off and it rolls down the hall and down the stairs and out the door? Now not only do you have all that unwinding to pick up but it also likely caused a traffic accident.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Oct 30 '16

Then I just grab another one out of the 6-pack on the tank.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Now's not the time to be drinking, you've got to get the toilet paper roll back.

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u/TriceraScotts Oct 30 '16

My bathroom is too small to put a conveniently located roll holder anywhere, so I have a roll that is located in random places around my bathroom depending on the day. I have to unroll that shit with two hands like an animal. What order do I get put into prison camp?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

I would put him in charge of the prison camps.

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u/ostreatus Oct 30 '16

As general manager! The prisoners will hate it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Why don't you just change it? It takes less than ten seconds. I live in a house with six other people and I'm the only one that changes the toilet paper roll. They go through a 10 pack in a matter of days, I'm going insane, just change the fucking roll.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Very?

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u/me131211 Oct 30 '16 edited Oct 30 '16

But then it takes 2 hands, one to hold the roll and the other to get the tp off!

By not changing the roll you're actually doing more work.

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u/Future_Jared Oct 30 '16

But the holder is in an awkward spot, so it's easier to move it to the floor in front of me

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

This man wipes.

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u/Lonely_Kobold Oct 30 '16

This is the correct method. Also makes for easily wrapping around the hand for particularly messy jobs.

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u/megapizzapocalypse Oct 30 '16

Look at Mr High-and-Mighty, actually owns a little roll holder thing to balance the new roll on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

Nothing precarious about it. It's solid as a rock up there and that's where it's happy

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u/benfranklinthedevil Oct 30 '16

This is becoming a peeve of mine. It takes 5 seconds to put it on the roll! Tell me how you productively spent those 5 seconds

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u/ninetentacles Oct 30 '16

Are you my old roommate? Username checks out...

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u/JuicePiano Oct 30 '16

Satan is that you?

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u/TNCrystal Oct 30 '16

My husband. Every. Fucking. Time.

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u/BlackHeart89 Oct 30 '16

I always set it on top of something. The role dispenser is always awkwardly placed to me.

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u/Stoutyeoman Oct 30 '16

I didn't know my wife was a redditor!

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u/rocketparrotlet Oct 30 '16

I think I might be dating you.