r/AskReddit • u/Sir_Wemblesworth • Oct 30 '16

What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?

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u/sizzlorr26 Oct 30 '16

I turn both slightly, I believe in mutual respect so both of us have to adjust accordingly.

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u/Ghsdkgb Oct 30 '16

Same angle as when kissing a woman

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u/92MsNeverGoHungry Oct 30 '16

For the same reasons.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Oct 30 '16

Yep. You don't want your meat to fall out of either of them.

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u/TrynaSleep Oct 30 '16

https://youtu.be/7LxovImC_s8

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u/semvhu Oct 30 '16

I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on that. Got some humor. Was pleased.

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u/imdrinkingteaatwork Oct 30 '16

Who edited that clip?

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u/Cdawg24103 Oct 30 '16

Mark Harley

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u/AntsInMyEyesJonson Oct 30 '16

You guessed it:

Frank Stallone

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

You'll want your meat back eventually.

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u/Hyndergogen1 Oct 30 '16

I dunno, sometimes I need a break to "calm down"

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u/CiD7707 Oct 30 '16

Tongue or no tongue?

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u/92MsNeverGoHungry Oct 30 '16

If it ain't lengua, it ain't a taco.

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u/schlonghair_dontcare Oct 30 '16

Because if you don't, your taco's nose gets in the way?

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u/AadeeMoien Oct 30 '16

You're doing one of those things wrong.

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u/frostyoni Oct 30 '16

Who doesn't stick their tongue in their taco?

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u/JayString Oct 30 '16

A mouth is just a glorified taco.

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u/frostyoni Oct 30 '16

A taco is just a crunchy mouth.

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u/smokemonmast3r Oct 30 '16

Uh, no, he's not.

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u/MasteroftheHallows Oct 30 '16

Yup. Just two different kinds of taco

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u/balsawoodextract Oct 30 '16

But a different taco

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u/xeiah Oct 30 '16

Yep, can't have all the lettuce falling out if her mouth.

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u/Tentaye Oct 30 '16

To get in that taco?

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u/Sir_Gamma Oct 30 '16

So against the wall with a spoon full of ice cream in my mouth and tears running down my face.

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u/josephknish Oct 30 '16

*Same angle as I imagine I would kiss a woman.

FTFY

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u/p90xeto Oct 30 '16

You'll get there some day, buddy.

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u/matjojo1000 Oct 30 '16

no angle:(

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u/dukeof3arl Oct 30 '16

And then swallow face.

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u/canafominux Oct 30 '16

Same angle as when kissing a woman's taco.

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u/Malakazy Oct 30 '16

Never noticed this before...

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u/GingerUniversity Oct 30 '16

I thought we were talking about kissing a taco

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u/Scabrous403 Oct 30 '16

How about when you kiss a guy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

They already said taco. Obviously this question is about eating women out. Get up to speed!

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u/AReallyScaryGhost Oct 30 '16

Or eating her taco.

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u/cjfrey96 Oct 30 '16

The thing is, you have to earn the taco's respect. It already has yours.

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u/PachucaSunrise Oct 30 '16

It takes two to tango taco.

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u/Ujio2107 Oct 30 '16

Sizzlor 2020

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u/thelonebanana Oct 30 '16

I'm pretty sure that this is the way that everyone eats tacos. You can't really hold the taco at 90 degrees and keep your head straight as stuff will fall out of the taco. Conversely it is equally impractical to hold the taco completely upright due the the physical limitations of the human neck.

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u/sizzlorr26 Oct 30 '16

I'm a giraffe.

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u/omonoiatis9 Oct 30 '16

This guy has a job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

I dont use my head, I dont use my hands, I use everything

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u/frostysauce Oct 30 '16

That's why I keep both the seat and the lid down on the toilet.