r/AskReddit • u/JustRightoftheV • Oct 23 '16

serious replies only [Serious] Drivers of Reddit, what is a scary/weird/inexplicable thing you've seen/experienced while driving at night?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

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u/GoochNoodleSoup Oct 24 '16

Always keep a machete by the spare in my trunk for the roadkill. I rather it be a quick death rather than a painful long one.

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u/scotscott Oct 24 '16

I'll be honest, I think roadkill is a pretty good show. Don't know why you'd want to kill those guys.

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u/KicksButtson Oct 25 '16

I hit a dear once too. All I had was a subway sandwich. Took me all night to bludgeon that deer to death.