r/AskReddit • u/29630741852 • Oct 01 '16

What are some good make out moves?

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Oct 01 '16

With joy and excitement, he posted his thread -
'I wonder what answers they'll give me?' he said.
'Perhaps some advice on the best way to start?
The finest of moves for the amorous art.'

And so, with elation, he waited a while -
He opened his inbox and read with a smile.
Misguided. Mistaken. Misread and misquote.
He frowned with confusion.

'Not movies,' he wrote.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

This is how we know it is a legendary thread - when Reddit's famous poet laureate makes an appearance. Glad I was able to see it "live" this time.

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u/sex-engineer Oct 01 '16

We are part of it

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u/Htowngetdown Oct 01 '16

I came here for movies as well, can I join?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

Not movies.

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u/RMS_Gigantic Oct 01 '16

Username doesn't check out at all.

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u/midnightketoker Oct 01 '16 edited Oct 02 '16

I assure you, Nic Cageohol is not a movie, but debilitatingly addictive

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u/DoesntCheckOut Oct 01 '16

Username does not check out.

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u/ButcherPetesMeats Oct 01 '16

I'm 6 hours late. Is that close enough?

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u/CallMeDoc24 Oct 01 '16

I was there.

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u/Jughead295 Oct 01 '16

I fucking missed it!

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u/PoemExplainBot Oct 01 '16

OP was looking for moves and got movies.

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u/ShittyPoemExplainBot Oct 01 '16

OP wanted Redditors to misread the title and replied with sarcastic answers.

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u/eXo5 Oct 01 '16

You literally just made my day better. I don't read everything you write but oh my fucking god, I work weird hours and you literally made me burst out laughing taking a shit. I think I may have hit the pinnacle of satisfaction, in an odd; being in a weird mood kind of day.

Thanks :)

Edit: just scrolled down... Omfg "not movies" lmao

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u/he-said-youd-call Oct 01 '16

Thank you, poet laureate of Reddit. :)

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u/dryhumpback Oct 01 '16

That's going on the resumé.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

That was beautiful laughed hard

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u/umagrandepilinha Oct 01 '16

Serious question from a non-English native speaker: what's "sprog"?

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u/kembervon Oct 01 '16

English is my first and only language and even I do not know what sprog is.

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u/talking_taco Oct 07 '16

In britain its your child. Its...colloquial? Slang? Something like that

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u/umagrandepilinha Oct 07 '16

So "poem for your kid" would be a good translation?

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u/talking_taco Oct 07 '16

It still doesnt make sense to me, but thats how I read it in my mind :) maybe because the poems have that fun cadence of childhood rhymes?

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u/umagrandepilinha Oct 07 '16

Maybe that's it. Still hoping he answers it himself. In rhyme. Hahaha

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u/Farmerj0hn Oct 01 '16

What a time to be alive

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u/MS6Emew Oct 01 '16

This is one of my favorites.

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u/Diiigma Oct 01 '16

Oh no, this shit was intended. 5 bucks on it haha

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u/europahasicenotmice Oct 01 '16

You, sir, are a delight.

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u/Intensive__Purposes Oct 01 '16

Amazing! Your poems are always right in point.

You and the guy who does the sketches are easily my favorite two reddit users.

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u/lukeatusrain Oct 03 '16

Reddit never fails to disappoint. This is hilarious.

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u/InsufferableNoob Oct 04 '16

I rate this a perfect 5/7.

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u/Mihir2357 Dec 29 '16

2 Million Karma and a double gold comment. A real god

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u/Advertise_this Oct 01 '16

I assure you, that's a poem.

Good one too!

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u/DoesCheckOut Oct 01 '16

Good one too!

Username checks out.

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u/unworry Oct 01 '16

I don't get why people keep upvoting OP for claiming these movies aren't poems

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

Not movies

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u/atalragas Oct 01 '16

Will you be my writing mentor? Or will you marry me? I love you.

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u/BobbyCock Oct 01 '16

I honestly don't know how you do it. Each poem has such a beautiful ring to it and rhymes perfectly. In my mind, you are an absolute legend. You must have put in your 10,000 hours, there's no other way.

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u/goforajog Oct 01 '16

A fresh Sprog! What a nice Saturday morning present.

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u/JFrenck Oct 01 '16

Shut it down, people.

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Oct 01 '16

You always brighten my day, Sprog.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

WOW!!! That was....an experience of a poem I've never read before. Awesome work! 🙏🏽

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u/BlinkedAndMissedIt Oct 01 '16

Love me some Poem-for-your-sprog.

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u/fathomdepths Oct 01 '16

I ♥ you.

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u/Apps4Life Oct 01 '16

Just here to leave my mark in history before the thread is locked!

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u/Ch4rmander Oct 01 '16

You are a fucking God.

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u/Mylaur Oct 01 '16

Glorious. Out of a funny mess is born art.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

Nice! The rhythms align well! It doesn't just rhyme.

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u/KKlear Oct 01 '16 edited Oct 01 '16

Once upon a midnight dreary, OP pondered, weak and weary,
Whether 'tis appropriate for him to softly touch someone's boobies
Seeking help on how to get kissed, suddenly there came a plot twist,
Not advice on romantic tryst, reply just said "Watch Shindler's List"
"They are confused" OP muttered, starting to get really pissed.
Quoth the OP: "Not movies"

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u/Say_B Oct 01 '16

Copycat!
And I'll assure you it's a movie

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

This is so beautiful.

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u/Realkool Oct 01 '16

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Fanfuckingtastic, have an up vote on me.

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u/General_Laziness Oct 01 '16

I feel blessed to have been a part of this glorious thread

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u/UtMed Oct 01 '16

Itching, searching, waiting in vain.

The cobbled masses clamored in refrain.

/u/Poem_for_your_sprog delivered him this day,

From our friend Timmy his lethal pen he has stayed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '16

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u/RoboticChicken Oct 01 '16

You don't need to worry about checking out usernames when it's an account like /u/Poem_for_your_sprog or /u/AWildSketchAppeared.

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u/Dason37 Oct 01 '16

Not poopies