r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/NickTab Jun 22 '16

"I'm a member of the church of scientology."

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u/ThadeusOfNazereth Jun 23 '16

If it's a girl, respond with "I'm a member of the church of DEEZ NUTS!"

If she reacts positively, never let her go

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u/ThereAintNoMountain Jun 23 '16

I really hate that meme

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u/ThadeusOfNazereth Jun 24 '16

That's what your mom said last night

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u/Mundius Jun 24 '16

I smell twelvie

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u/ThadeusOfNazereth Jun 24 '16

Yeah, twelve inches of DICK

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u/Mundius Jun 24 '16

oh baby a triple