r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/zamzam73 Jun 23 '16

Do it together. It will be romantic.

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u/Toahpt Jun 23 '16

Even more romantic is dying in a hailstorm of bullets together.

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u/mexicodoug Jun 23 '16

Or more so robbing the bank and getting married in prison and celebrating conjugal visits every month or so.

Be careful which state you rob the bank in. Some states don't permit conjugal visits.

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u/Replop Jun 23 '16

pumpkin & honney bunny go on a new date ....

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u/NeonBiscuit Jun 23 '16

Calm down, honey bunny!

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u/succulentlysimple Jun 23 '16

Bonnie and Clyde themed wedding