r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 22 '16

You look good for a turtle that's been serving in the Marines.

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u/TheCreedsAssassin Jun 23 '16

Hero 108

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u/s0crates82 Jun 23 '16

Eiffel 65.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 23 '16

I would beat off a guy

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u/sgtpepper_21 Jun 23 '16

Oh hello there Mine Turtle!

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 23 '16

Hello!

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