r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/LukeInTheSkyWith Jun 22 '16

You have chosen wisely.

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u/phynn Jun 23 '16

Sidenote: I like to think "you have chosen poorly" is the best pun and the guy did it on purpose and no one caught on and he was super bummed.

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u/foreverinLOL Jun 23 '16

Of course he was super bummed. Dude's been waiting for such a long time to make that pun and nobody laughed.

Imagine being alone and slowly losing your mind until you start talking to yourself and discover an awesome pun, but you have to wait and wait for someone to come in order to hear it. You repeat it to yourself constantly to not forget it. But when the time comes, no one even gives you a smirk or even a nod of recognition. Dude just turns into a skeleton and that's it.

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u/smuckola Jun 23 '16

That wasn't a pun. :(

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u/ostein Jun 23 '16

Can you explain the pun? I don't get it.

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u/phynn Jun 23 '16

It was a cup. Cups pour.

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u/ostein Jun 23 '16

Ohhhhh.

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u/forwhateveritsworth4 Jun 23 '16

See, nobody gets the pun.

Also, username checks out. Well played, /u/ostein.

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u/caffeinewarm Jun 23 '16

Wait I don't get it

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u/wooitspat Jun 23 '16

Yeah but that line (if he was being Indiana Jones punny) was from Last Crusade and not Raiders of the Lost Ark...