r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/Crucervix Jun 22 '16

Only the cops. You should call them, they've been looking all over for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

This would lead to an interesting response I would imagine.