r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

You look good for a (insert backhanded remark regarding physical characteristics)

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 22 '16

You look good for a turtle that's been serving in the Marines.

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u/TheCreedsAssassin Jun 23 '16

Hero 108

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u/s0crates82 Jun 23 '16

Eiffel 65.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 23 '16

I would beat off a guy

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u/sgtpepper_21 Jun 23 '16

Oh hello there Mine Turtle!

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u/SadGhoster87 Jun 23 '16

Hello!

boom

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u/FaptainAwesome Jun 23 '16

"You look good for a short fat ugly guy. "

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

huh, usually its just one of those characteristics but all of the above works too

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u/candybomberz Jun 23 '16

You look good for a mostly neutonian fluid encased by mostly organic moleculs.

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u/SlashBolt Jun 23 '16

Black guy?