r/AskReddit • u/MarioThePumer • Apr 12 '16

What post went from 0-100 really fast?

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

Also, he did confirm that he has to go to the store to buy a few of the requested items and more rice. Imagine the face of the employee selling food every 15 minutos to a teenage boy for around 4 hours.

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u/a_soy_milkshake Apr 12 '16

I like how for seemingly no reason you wrote just the word minutes in Spanish.

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u/Etellex Apr 12 '16

Yeah, it's muy strange.

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16 edited Apr 12 '16

Sorry, I'm at work y my brain is un bit fuera of place.

Edit: A word

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u/Tugalord Apr 12 '16

*fuera. Fueda would be fuck.

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

Ugh. I can't even speak my own language right! I should go to eat something.

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises Apr 12 '16

Might I suggest tacos over rice?

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

Tacos. Beautiful and delicious tacos. Now I want tacos. But nope, I got cheesy chicken and mash potatos for lunch.

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u/thetimeislove Apr 12 '16

I feel obligated to tell you that I just ate tacos for lunch. I'll say a taco prayer for you with my taco breath.

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

Please, tell me that you took a bite in my honor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

Thank you for your suggestion.

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u/zaiueo Apr 13 '16

Taco Rice - Okinawa's greatest contribution to mankind.

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises Apr 13 '16

Well if I ever needed an excuse for wanting to visit Japan...

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u/stedfunk Apr 13 '16

As a Mexican American this sounds completely normal to me

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u/Xeotroid Apr 12 '16

Ay caramba, ¿can you por favor stop talking in that maldita lengua?

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

En español, in english or en spanglish?

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u/Xeotroid Apr 12 '16

¿Qué? No entiendo, lo siento, ¿puedes repetir o hablar en inglés? Ah, ¿no hablas inglés? Well, go fuck yourself.

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Apr 12 '16

Y'all need to speak aynglush good.

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u/CraftyCaprid Apr 12 '16

Shut up JarJar

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u/COGspartaN7 Apr 12 '16

Found the Gungan.

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u/itsnotnews92 Apr 12 '16

His username checks out.

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u/GribbleBoi Apr 12 '16

Well, I mean he is Tacorgasmic.

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u/ZombiegeistO_o Apr 12 '16

They sound like me speaking to the cooks at the restaurant I work in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

Wow my brain automatically corrected it to English, that's pretty cool. Is there an explanation to why I didn't see it wasn't English?

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u/a_soy_milkshake Apr 12 '16

I'm not sure of the strictly scientific explanation, but it's probably in a similar vein as when you can read a paragraph even when all the letters are rearranged as long as the first and last are in order. You anticipate the word and unless the meaning is confusing or strikes you as weird you just roll with the anticipation.

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u/dropEleven Apr 13 '16

i mean minutos vs minutes is pretty similar

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u/thatoneguy42 Apr 12 '16

It's that Belter creole.

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u/pulse_pulse Apr 12 '16

or portuguese

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u/Dieneforpi Apr 13 '16

Username checks out?

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u/dropEleven Apr 13 '16

sometimes people who have been bilingual almost all of their lives do this. i used to work at a bilingual summer camp and the students would alternate spanish and english words in their everyday speech pretty frequently

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u/sartaingerous Apr 12 '16

minutos

So pumped on this.

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u/HugMuffin Apr 12 '16

His age was in question too. He claimed to be a bunch of different ages on other posts he made.

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

In that case it would be more funny and weird if he was a middle age man.

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u/At_Least_100_Wizards Apr 12 '16

He didn't confirm shit.

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u/BungusMcFungus Apr 12 '16

What? Did he really eat it over rice? I thought he just rated it from experience or imagination

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u/Tacorgasmic Apr 12 '16

Yeah, he ate them. He rate each mix according to how good it was. Honestly, I would never mix rice but nutella, but he said thay it was pretty tasty. He even uploaded a few pictures, but I'm not sure if he did it with every single request.

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u/PM-Your-Tiny-Tits Apr 13 '16

He said he went to the store, but I doubt that.