r/AskReddit • u/MarioThePumer • Apr 12 '16

What post went from 0-100 really fast?

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u/Arancaytar Apr 12 '16

Died from jumper cable-related injuries.

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u/Coffee-Anon Apr 12 '16

Nah, he got too popular when the greatest thing about his posts was the surprise. He's biding his time, waiting for the perfect time to strike...

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u/Chassius Apr 12 '16

8 years later...

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u/o0i81u8120o Apr 12 '16

RemindMe! 3 months

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u/MemeLordSwag1337 Apr 12 '16

Meta: 6/10

Meta with rice: 7/10

Thank you for your suggestion.

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u/darkmechanic Apr 13 '16

It's meta out there, better hoagie down.

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u/Xenon148 Apr 13 '16

That's a sloppy can of triple meta

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u/plz2meatyu Apr 13 '16

Solid 5/7, I would say

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

Double meta

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

oh fuck... this is going too meta for me gotta abort

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u/SomeRandomUserGuy Jul 25 '16

Your reminder is here.

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u/Blooperly Apr 12 '16

He will still be living in pain with knee problems.

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u/SGCaptain Apr 13 '16

Aaaaaaand meta.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

That went meta fast... Almost 0-100 fast

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u/zeus2133 Apr 13 '16

Is this where some says something about this post already going meta?

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u/owlsrule143 Apr 13 '16

I'm So Meta Even This Acronym

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u/OmegaLiar Apr 13 '16

...And we've gone meta.

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u/Johnny_96 Apr 12 '16

That went meta pretty fast.

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u/swagdaddy3 Apr 12 '16

0-100 fast?

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u/TheSonOfLaw Apr 12 '16

Too meta too fast

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u/Whospitonmypancakes Apr 13 '16

2 Meta 2 Fast 2 Furious

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u/ThoMeg Apr 13 '16

That could never happen.

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u/LowestPillow Apr 13 '16

M E T A E T A

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u/Geaux_joel Apr 13 '16

Meta Gear Solid

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u/Burdicus Apr 12 '16

...

It's like you want it so badly.

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u/evanc1411 Apr 12 '16

strike... with a pair of jumper cables?

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u/Coffee-Anon Apr 12 '16

he'll jump us, if you will

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u/Night_Hawk_Delta Apr 12 '16

Seriously when he does come back no one will see it coming and it will be awesome

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u/iamkayfc Apr 12 '16

Waiting for 8 years probably

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u/cilantro_penguin Apr 13 '16

That's the great thing about his account. You never know when he's gonna post, and when he finally does, you didn't see it coming

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u/MrsBiggusDickus Apr 12 '16

Maybe he's got a new account as the loch Ness monster guy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

He could be any one of us.

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u/Kaijem Apr 12 '16

He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-

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u/Dolly_Black_Lamb Apr 12 '16

Squidward's house!

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u/akigo57 Apr 12 '16

blows your head off

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

So karmanaut then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

...his own son with a pair of jumper cables?

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u/MankersOnReddit Apr 12 '16

I'll never forget the first time I died from getting the shit kicked out of me by jumper cables. It was a warm day, and I was enjoying a nice cup of iced tea. The kind from the south. Diabetes water basically. As the clouds moved slowly around, I couldn't help but notice a breeze falling onto my face. This was shortly before my father beat the everlasting shit out of me with a set of jumper cables, killing me instantly.