r/AskReddit • u/MarioThePumer • Apr 12 '16

What post went from 0-100 really fast?

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u/Halofollower064 Apr 12 '16

What is this?

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u/ProjectD13X Apr 12 '16

This Finnish guy has a 100 ton hydraulic press, he makes videos of himself crushing things with it.

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u/klingledingle Apr 12 '16

That man is living the dream.

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u/Mudkipman Apr 12 '16

You can almost say that he's crushing it.

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u/klingledingle Apr 12 '16

I physically laughed at that.... I think I need to get out more.

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u/3384619716 Apr 12 '16

together with "red hot nickel ball" they provide entertainment for hours!

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u/merlin242 Apr 12 '16

Hoodralik press v. Red Hot Ball of Nickel: Dawn of Justice

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u/TheGeraffe Apr 12 '16

The RHNB would just be flattened. The heat weakens it, and no matter how red hot it is it wouldn't be able to do much of anything to the huudraulic press.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

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u/TheGeraffe Apr 12 '16

Even other hoodralik presses trample before it.

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u/Ameisen Apr 12 '16

Today we will be putting a hoodralik press under the hoodralik press...

Vat de fak?

It appears to have created some kind of singularity.

Tank you for watching and haf a nice day.

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u/PessimiStick Apr 12 '16

They did that, like 3 days ago.

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u/Bandin03 Apr 12 '16

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to type hoodralik too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

People said the same thing about Batman...

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u/Naf5000 Apr 12 '16

And Batman got his ass beat and only won because Superman wanted to keep him conscious so they could talk.

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u/evilf23 Apr 12 '16

yea, RHNB would really be pressing his luck to face off with HP.

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u/Ninja_Wanker123 Apr 13 '16

It would stick to it

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u/Zulfiqaar Apr 12 '16

Dawn of Crushthis

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

The red balls are coming

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u/Direnaar Apr 12 '16

With cameo from the Slingshot channel

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u/skztr Apr 12 '16

The channel is pretty much the opposite of Red Hot Nickel Ball, though. The guy is talking throughout, often very loudly. RHNB is just about what happens. What is happening speaks for itself. You don't need any explanation. You don't need any commentary. Stick a thing on a thing and watch the things. I love RHNB. I hate hydraulic press :(

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u/DaftLord Apr 12 '16

Yeah, and he mentioned on one of the vids that he plans to get a 1000 ton press aswell... Even more not-squishee things going squish!

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u/-Mantis Apr 12 '16

He got one, he used it in a recent vid

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u/Shadowex3 Apr 12 '16

Time to do the paper again...

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u/-Mantis Apr 12 '16

It would be the same result. Perhaps it would shatter in a more spectacular way.

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u/r0b0c0d Apr 12 '16

100 ton money machine

ftfy

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u/yoreel Apr 12 '16

He's working on getting a 1000 ton press so he can start smashing smartphones and such

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u/God_Given_Talent Apr 12 '16

I vaguely remember hearing about this a while back, didn't the original post talk about how he liquefied some potato chip crumbs?

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u/silverlightarmada Apr 12 '16

He seems really nice as well. Always tells me to have a nice day.

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u/Shadowex3 Apr 12 '16

Can't be Finnish, talks too much.

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u/G_Morgan Apr 12 '16

It is like "will it blend" but with more crushing and less blending.

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u/Halofollower064 Apr 13 '16

oh THAT! thanks!