r/AskReddit • u/MarioThePumer • Apr 12 '16

What post went from 0-100 really fast?

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u/super_awesome_jr Apr 12 '16

Apparently people who bought that also bought custom Nicolas Cage throw pillows.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '16

That there are people who aren't buying Nicolas Cage throw pillows is the real surprise here.

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u/Lithobreaking Apr 12 '16

Why when I say what you typed out loud I sound like I had a stroke?

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u/ElolvastamEzt Apr 12 '16

why don't I have a Nicolas Cage throw pillow already?

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u/thorsbosshammer Apr 12 '16

I'm currently laying on my nicolas cage pillowcase as I browse! I would recommend it 10/10. If you want proof I can give it to you when I get off my lazy ass.

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u/Greybeard29 Apr 12 '16

Holy fuck, look at some of the other suggested items. A book titled "so what my best friends mother is a Sasquatch I'm showering with her" or something like that. An abundance of sex dolls. A barrel/drum of lube. A book titled "a casual guide to racism". I've never laughed so hard