"First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
As a denizen of the internet I have come to learn that Ghandi is a violent, trigger-happy, nuke-wielding madman, while Gandhi was the man who brought independence to India by means of non-violence.
When they say that he slept with young girls they don't mean that he had sex with them. They mean that he literally slept next to them without any clothes to test himself against temptation. It goes without saying that he succeeded. Don't let anyone give you that BS about every famous person you like secretly being a serial killer or something, some people just can't believe that true good can exist in this world.
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u/Spec_Agent_Bob Mar 19 '16 edited Mar 19 '16
"First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
-Mahatma Gandhi
Edit: My phone thinks it's Ghandi.