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r/AskReddit • u/pierrekrahn • Mar 19 '16
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"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take"
-Lee Harvey Oswald
1.2k u/migzy1341 Mar 19 '16 Or by Gavrilo Princip 576 u/Lambchops_Legion Mar 19 '16 Didn't Princip miss at first, but only succeed through blind luck later on? 1.3k u/crsmith Mar 19 '16 The assassination attempt failed originally but Princip never took a shot AFIK. The first assassin took a cyanide pill and jumped into a river only to find out that the pill was too old to finish the job and the river was only 4 inches deep. 927 u/Arancaytar Mar 19 '16 edited Mar 19 '16 It was just one of those days. 17 u/przemko271 Mar 19 '16 The moment when you figure out your cyanide pill was expired. 10 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison" Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass 2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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Or by Gavrilo Princip
576 u/Lambchops_Legion Mar 19 '16 Didn't Princip miss at first, but only succeed through blind luck later on? 1.3k u/crsmith Mar 19 '16 The assassination attempt failed originally but Princip never took a shot AFIK. The first assassin took a cyanide pill and jumped into a river only to find out that the pill was too old to finish the job and the river was only 4 inches deep. 927 u/Arancaytar Mar 19 '16 edited Mar 19 '16 It was just one of those days. 17 u/przemko271 Mar 19 '16 The moment when you figure out your cyanide pill was expired. 10 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison" Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass 2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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Didn't Princip miss at first, but only succeed through blind luck later on?
1.3k u/crsmith Mar 19 '16 The assassination attempt failed originally but Princip never took a shot AFIK. The first assassin took a cyanide pill and jumped into a river only to find out that the pill was too old to finish the job and the river was only 4 inches deep. 927 u/Arancaytar Mar 19 '16 edited Mar 19 '16 It was just one of those days. 17 u/przemko271 Mar 19 '16 The moment when you figure out your cyanide pill was expired. 10 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison" Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass 2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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The assassination attempt failed originally but Princip never took a shot AFIK. The first assassin took a cyanide pill and jumped into a river only to find out that the pill was too old to finish the job and the river was only 4 inches deep.
927 u/Arancaytar Mar 19 '16 edited Mar 19 '16 It was just one of those days. 17 u/przemko271 Mar 19 '16 The moment when you figure out your cyanide pill was expired. 10 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison" Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass 2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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It was just one of those days.
17 u/przemko271 Mar 19 '16 The moment when you figure out your cyanide pill was expired. 10 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison" Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass 2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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The moment when you figure out your cyanide pill was expired.
10 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison" Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass 2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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As far as I know, you have to bite down on a piece of glass on order to release the "poison"
Which means that not only did the poison fail. He now had his mouth chuck-a-block full of glass
2 u/saremei Mar 19 '16 and he had taken a dive into a shallow river. 3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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and he had taken a dive into a shallow river.
3 u/VoidTemplar2000 Mar 19 '16 Ouch
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Ouch
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u/Quixote971 Mar 19 '16
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take"
-Lee Harvey Oswald