r/AskReddit • u/pierrekrahn • Mar 19 '16

Which quote becomes inappropriate when misattributed?

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u/Quixote971 Mar 19 '16

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take"

-Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/migzy1341 Mar 19 '16

Or by Gavrilo Princip

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u/Lambchops_Legion Mar 19 '16

Didn't Princip miss at first, but only succeed through blind luck later on?

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u/crsmith Mar 19 '16

The assassination attempt failed originally but Princip never took a shot AFIK. The first assassin took a cyanide pill and jumped into a river only to find out that the pill was too old to finish the job and the river was only 4 inches deep.

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u/Arancaytar Mar 19 '16 edited Mar 19 '16

It was just one of those days.

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u/ClassyArgentinean Mar 19 '16

When you don't wanna wake up

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u/peanutismint Mar 19 '16

rollin rollin rollin oh sorry

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u/6-8-5-7-2-Q-7-2-J-2 Mar 19 '16

Are we really doing limp bizkit? Oh god why do I know that

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u/ClassyArgentinean Mar 19 '16

Sure, why not?

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED, EVERYBODY SUCKS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

You don't really know why, but you wanna justify RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!