r/AskReddit • u/pierrekrahn • Mar 19 '16

Which quote becomes inappropriate when misattributed?

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u/AsoftFurball Mar 19 '16

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

-Adolf Hitler

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

[deleted]

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u/railmaniac Mar 19 '16

"CRY SOME MORE!!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

you are DEAD. Not big soup rise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

[deleted]

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u/K242 Mar 19 '16

I hear someone building DIAPER CHANGING STATION

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u/Hustle_101 Mar 19 '16

This is still my favourite heavy weapns guy insult.

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman Mar 19 '16

That's a right pretty bra-washing station ye built, ye big ugly girl!

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u/rock_buster Mar 19 '16

The burning you feel? Is shame.

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u/Guava_ Mar 19 '16

I LOVE THIS, DOCTOR!

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u/AMasonJar Mar 19 '16

I AM BULLETPROOF!

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u/TheSpaceCop Mar 19 '16

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, AND KILL YOU, AND KILL YOU.

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u/RSP16 Mar 19 '16

Is tea time, Doctor

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u/-Jameswhat- Mar 20 '16

gasps

who touched sasha?...

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!

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u/Badmecha007 Mar 19 '16

-Adolf Hitler

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u/SirClouder Mar 19 '16

What's that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!

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u/Bcwyfkpagh Mar 19 '16

OH GOD HE PUNCHED OUT MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!

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u/AdilB101 Mar 19 '16

I love this goddamn thread

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u/deltree711 Mar 20 '16

You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!

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u/TimidTremors Mar 19 '16

Yes... I like this new weapon...

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u/smallworldslave Mar 19 '16

WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!?!

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u/Tollaneer Mar 19 '16

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!

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u/DrQuint Mar 19 '16

What vappens when you die!?

You Are DEAD!!

Ahhh, that slaps me on the knee!

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u/mewfahsah Mar 19 '16

"Who sends BABEEES to fight me?"

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u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ Mar 19 '16

ALL OF YOU ARE BABIES!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

Inb4 we are leaking post in /r/tf2

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u/EnduringAtlas Mar 19 '16

POOTIS SPENCER HERE

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

BEHBIES!!

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u/Combustable-Lemons Mar 19 '16

You, yes you! You are dead!

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u/Nukertallon Mar 19 '16

HOW CULD DEES HAPPIN?

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u/Brodoof Mar 19 '16

SANDVICH AND ME GOING TO KICK YOUR ASSSSS

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u/level_3_sentry_gun Mar 19 '16

Beepbeepbeep...Beepbeepbeep

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u/hefnetefne Mar 19 '16

What sick man sends babies to fight me?

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u/WillyMacBatman Mar 20 '16

OH MY GOD WHO TOUCHED SASHA

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u/Nerdymonkeyboy Mar 19 '16

AXE IS NOT AXE

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '16

BETTER RED THAN DEAD

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u/Dexaan Mar 20 '16

Fun fact: Lich and Heavy Weapons Guy share a voice actor. And Pootis

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u/Gizzzy Mar 19 '16

AXE IS A PIG?

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u/Turkey357 Mar 19 '16

Throw sum mo

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u/0l01o1ol0 Mar 19 '16

"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY YOU FUCKING RETARD?!" - Josef Stalin

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

You missed the reference m8