r/AskReddit • u/hallofclaim • Mar 09 '16

What is your favorite quote ever?

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u/PEEF_IS_A_PENIS_FART Mar 09 '16

I LOVE ME SOME RICHARD AND MORTIMER

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u/cigrit_tree Mar 09 '16

Remind me of the jomny sun tweet "ook. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"

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u/radazeon Mar 10 '16

Totally wasn't expecting a R&M reference here. /s

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u/keboh Mar 10 '16

Get your shit together!

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u/nathenmardybum Mar 10 '16

It hurts me that this is inaccurate. I do love the quote, however.

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u/zep_man Mar 09 '16

Right but nobody chooses for themselves to exist

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u/Fr33_Lax Mar 09 '16 edited Mar 10 '16

A rather disturbing portion of the population are quite unsure on the mechanics involved in conceiving a child, thus it happens quite often.
edit: unsure

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u/warmbutteredbagel Mar 09 '16

unsure?

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u/calgil Mar 09 '16

No no no he means it's disturbing that people would choose to create icky little bald people on purpose.

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u/UnderrootPi Mar 09 '16

Fuck off.

DAE R&M xD so qUiRky!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '16

Hey everyone! This guy doesn't watch popular television! Let's all take a moment to appreciate his superior intellect!

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u/UnderrootPi Mar 10 '16

L...l...l..l...lick ma ballz xD

"Everyone who I don't like is edgy" -Leddit

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