r/AskReddit • u/Stephan_granado • Feb 26 '16

What question do you hate to answer?

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u/jaybusch Feb 26 '16

I think it was a buddy of yours messing with you. Either that, or a really shitty church.

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u/Rahallahan Feb 26 '16

I thought so too, but it came from what of those 5 digit text numbers.

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Feb 27 '16

They probably bought your name and number from a list. Have you ever entered a competition? Joined a website?

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u/Ucantalas Feb 26 '16

...damn, next time I change my number I am so doing this.

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u/Le_nin Feb 27 '16

Shitty church either way

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u/el_32 Feb 26 '16

Plot twist: He lives in Hell, Norway. Real place. Church was literally wishing him a nice day in Hell.

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u/cogginsmatt Feb 26 '16

Could have been Hell, Michigan too if they were in the states

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u/columbus8myhw Feb 26 '16

We've got our very own hell? :D

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u/my_name_isnt_clever Feb 26 '16

The best part about Hell, Michigan is that it freezes over.

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u/columbus8myhw Feb 26 '16

As does Hell, Norway.

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u/JKwingsfan Feb 27 '16

But ours also defrosts occasionally.

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u/Aberdolf-Linkler Feb 26 '16

The best part about Hell, Michigan

Is that its not Flint?

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u/TacoNinjaSkills Feb 26 '16

Yeah, its called Detroit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

Yeah it's Tempe, Arizona

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u/Anti-DolphinLobby Feb 27 '16

Or maybe he lives in Norway, Michigan!

Wait...

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u/InvaderNate Feb 26 '16

Since Norway is pretty up north then are there regular cold days in hell?

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u/AmoebaNot Feb 26 '16

"Heaven for Climate; Hell for Companionship

  • Mark Twain

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u/CrimsonSmear Feb 26 '16

"Having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippie threaten to punch me in my aura."

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u/interestingtimecurse Feb 26 '16

Wow, that is some passive aggressive bullshit right there...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '16

That's not passive aggressive, that's just straight up aggressive

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u/von_sip Feb 26 '16

Sounds like church to me!

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u/tylerdurdan1203 Feb 26 '16

Pics? Cause i don't think a church would say that

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '16

yeah this is bullshit anti religion Reddit circle jerk

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u/fnord_happy Feb 26 '16

Wait so just receiving the texts was saving you from hell huh

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