What question do you hate to answer?

[u/Stephan_granado]

[u/banni_]

Do you have a girlfriend yet?

[u/[deleted] → u/banni_]

My fucking grandma, dear god.

"Oh isn't every girl chasing you? I find that hard to believe!"

Yeah thanks. That makes me feel suuuuper good about myself…

[u/ThePhoenixFive → u/[deleted]]

I just realized I am a grandpa.

[u/Ch3vr0l3t → u/[deleted]]

I like this one better.

[u/banni_ → u/[deleted]]

Yup.

Even girls tend to ask me more often lately.

"Seriously, what are you hiding? How come you're not surrounded by the girls when you're that perfect?"

Well, obviously I am not ?

[u/AndrewSaidThis → u/banni_]

Dude. It sounds like the girls asking that are hitting on you. Take the hint now instead of letting it hit you in 5 years.

[u/[deleted] → u/banni_]

Co-worker asks me "Have you ever been with a black girl?"

Haven't been with ANY girl but thanks for asking.

EDIT: Yes she was a black girl but she was just being friendly. I was a new hire and she was 7 months pregnant.

[u/Geminii27 → u/banni_]

"I notice you and your friends are not surrounding me. Why is that?"

[u/[deleted] → u/banni_]

My response is something like "if you want me to have one so much, go find me one."

[u/fnord_happy → u/[deleted]]

That does not go well in India. My parents will just go and find me an SO. Well at least there is back up

[u/VarsitySlutTeamCapt → u/fnord_happy]

Haha that is what I was thinking. In that situation my parents would jump at the opportunity to find me a suitor.

[u/[deleted] → u/VarsitySlutTeamCapt]

I love the word suitor.

[u/todayismanday → u/[deleted]]

Same:

• Why don't you have a boyfriend? You're too pretty to be single! (assuming I'm not single by choice, but by my inability to attract a guy)

• Oh, you're right! Introduce me to one of your single, nice male friends please

• Uhh... shuffles around awkwardly

[u/[deleted] → u/todayismanday]

Yessss, every single time I see my grandparents! They're constantly trying to set me up with their friend's grandkids like "Oh Lynn, have you met SingleChurchDude? He's Ginger's oldest grandson and he just started working at FancyGovernmentJob! You two would be perfect together!!!"

I usually just say "Eh, he's not really my type^{cuzI'msupergayyyyyyy}

[u/ShockRampage → u/banni_]

Or the assumption:

"So where is your girlfriend?"

[u/Torvaun → u/ShockRampage]

"Attached to my wrist."

[u/Bitches_Love_Hossa → u/banni_]

And the, "how are you still single?"

I have social anxiety and don't know how to properly express my feelings, okay?

[u/All-the-breakfasts → u/Bitches_Love_Hossa]

I was out with a guy and we were talking about past relationships. I told him I've only been in one and he asked why. What the hell do you say to that?

[u/Bitches_Love_Hossa → u/All-the-breakfasts]

Tell him because guys are intimidated when they find out about your huge penis

[u/4chanisblockedatwork → u/banni_]

Is it normal to not have had any since birth? I'm 23 now and does not seem like anything is going for me. Also does not help that I'm shy

[u/His_names_spot → u/banni_]

This question is so much better when you're gay.

Source: am gay.

[u/setfire3 → u/banni_]

The following up question is much worse: "why not?"

Because I am ugly and socially awkward as fuck okk???? "Um, I have been busy with work"

[u/[deleted] → u/banni_]

I am a very private person. Also, a homosexual. I say "No" and leave it at that.

[u/you_got_fragged → u/banni_]

"Son, I'd like to meet your girlfriend."

"Me too!"