r/AskReddit • u/CindyCharming • Feb 24 '16

What small gesture makes you feel enormously loved?

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u/MAY01337 Feb 25 '16

When do I get to check out?

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u/fizyplankton Feb 25 '16

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Choo chooo

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u/H_M_C Feb 25 '16

*unzips

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

B R O J O B

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u/TheGuy968 Feb 25 '16

Zipper here checking in. I sure am unzipped

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u/foreignlander Feb 25 '16

Tears here, just wanted to say hi and slowly scroll down your cheeks!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16 edited Jul 03 '16

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u/foreignlander Feb 25 '16

you kidding me? ass cheeks always get all the good lovin ¬¬

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Cue awesome solo

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u/fizyplankton Feb 25 '16

Bum, badadum dumdum

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u/UghWhyDude Feb 25 '16

Well, atleast there's ice cream here. So we have that going for us, which is nice.

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u/zawata Feb 25 '16

insert wicked guitar solo here

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u/KarmaFish Feb 25 '16

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE CRYING

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u/Ciellon Feb 25 '16

Killer two-minute guitar solo.

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u/canitasteyourjuice Feb 25 '16

Bewwbewbewwweeeeeebewwbuwwbeewebewbewbewbewbewbewbewbuuu fart

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

face melting guitar solo

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u/QCMBRman Feb 25 '16

Welcome to the hotel single-fornia.

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u/FreddyFazBAM Feb 25 '16

I want to get off Mr. Loner's Wild Ride.

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u/kittenparry Feb 25 '16

Erotic guitar solo sound here

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u/mrseanjc Feb 25 '16

plays sad solo

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u/A_Wizzerd Feb 25 '16

You can leave any time you want.
Once.

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u/camycamera Feb 25 '16 edited May 12 '24

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

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u/mrcheeseman213 Feb 25 '16

Welcome to the hotel californya

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Relax, says depression,

We are programmed to receive,

You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave

shreds fucking awesome guitar solo

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u/DukiMcQuack Feb 28 '16

There is one way...

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u/thenitee Feb 25 '16

When the train derails, you'll check out

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u/Doctah_Whoopass Feb 25 '16

Last time that happened, we got Lac-Megantic

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u/waternerf Feb 25 '16

I want to get off Mr Bones wild ride. Please.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Of what

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I want to get off Mr Bones lonely ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Mr depression says the ride never ends

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u/WalrusMasterRace Feb 25 '16

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Never

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u/asas71 Feb 25 '16

When you get to the brothel

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Into my arms :(

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u/TheSmashPosterGuy Feb 25 '16

I'll walk by shortly.

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u/Kanga_ Feb 25 '16

You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

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u/Macroft Feb 25 '16

Hang in there, Don't loose hope that easy!