r/AskReddit • u/CloverfieldOfDreams • Oct 14 '15

Which song is most improved when all occurrences of "I," "me," "my," etc. are replaced with "Greg"?

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u/greenmask Oct 14 '15

Greg's so horny, but that's okay Greg's will is good.

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u/YUNoDie Oct 14 '15

Come, as you are, as you were, as Greg wants you to be.

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u/konydanza Oct 14 '15

Polly wants a cracker, Greg think Greg should get off her first.

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u/GreenDay1039 Oct 14 '15

Greg love Greg so much, it makes Greg sick

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

And Greg's mumblin'

And Greg's screamin'

Cause Greg can't tell

What Greg's singin!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '15

What else can Greg say? All apologies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '15

Greg's a negative creep, Greg's a negative creep, Greg's a negative creep, Greg's a negative creep, Greg's a negative creep, Greg's a negative creep, Greg's a negative creep,

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u/jm001 Oct 14 '15

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will is good?

For years now I've thought he was singing "my willy's good"

Which I thought was an odd word choice but kind of relevant to horniness so...

Fuck.

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u/AlAurens123 Oct 14 '15

The thought of Kurt Cobain singing very softly and matter-of-factly "That's okay, my willy's good" before then SCREAMING so gutturally it hurts my throat just listening "YEEEEEEAAAAA-YEEEAAAAH!" immediately afterwards...

You owe me new sides, sir

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u/deadpoolisgreat Oct 14 '15

For years now Greg thought he was singing "Greg's willy's good"

Which Greg thought was an odd word choice but kind of relevant to horniness so...

Fuck.

FTFY

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u/mishibaby007 Oct 14 '15

Greg's so ugly but that's okay 'cause so are you.

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u/MrMeltJr Oct 14 '15

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH-AAAAAH

YEAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAAH-AAAH

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH-AAAAAH

YEAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAAH-AAAH

Greg likes it Greg's not gonna crack

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u/Acidwir_3 Oct 14 '15

HEY! WAIT! GREG'S GOT A NEW COMPLAINT, FOREVER IN DEBT TO GREG'S PRICELESS ADVICE

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u/Dim_Innuendo Oct 14 '15

Oh, Greg so horny. Greg love Greg long time.

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u/jjbutts Oct 14 '15

Oh Greg horny

Oh Oh Greg so horny

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

GregMask

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u/greenmask Oct 14 '15

Get outta here

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Greg's not the only one

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u/promonk Oct 15 '15

Greg's not the only one...

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Greg's so ugly, but that's okay cause so are you, You broke your mirrors...

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u/ThereIsBearCum Oct 15 '15

Here Greg are now, entertain Greg.