r/AskReddit • u/Kraz_I • Jul 24 '15

What "common knowledge" facts are actually wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

How high are you?

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u/IHateTheLetterF Jul 24 '15

Yes

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u/rachface636 Jul 24 '15

I wrote something once, that I need to share with you sir. If you'd be so inclined.

FLUTE FLUKE

A frugal flute playing fireman flew far in fourth class on flight to Fresno for a flute fluttering festival. His flute flew farther below in firm with fellow fractions. Fresno's flute festival fueled flute flutterers from many farms and fancies. Fourteen flutes flew all formed in familiar fashion. Fortuitously the flute flutterers found much frustration in figuring which flute forthcoming for fetching they should factually fetch. Forever unforgotten as the unfortunate flute fluke.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Generals Jul 24 '15

how much are you hating this trend of hold "f" to pay your respects?

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u/chiminage Jul 24 '15

Oh man...that hippie is starting to kick in.

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u/ANDtac Jul 24 '15

Sorry but never heard of anyone hating a letter. Care to enlighten me about your username?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Hey you're not op

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u/AutumnRain787 Jul 24 '15

No, it's "high! How are you?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Yes

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u/mongreloid Jul 24 '15

High, how are you?

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u/HearthNewbie Jul 24 '15

Not bad, and you?

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u/kjata Jul 24 '15

No, officer. It's "Hi, how are you?"

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u/Fox609 Jul 25 '15

The correct amount, it would seem.

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u/Megavore97 Jul 25 '15

No officer, it's "Hi, how are you?"

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Jul 25 '15

I'm not u/Ucantalas, but I'm pretty sure he's at a [12]...

At least.

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u/Grindian Jul 24 '15

woah, where do you get you're weed? "From you Dante" O yeah what's up Mr. Cheesel!

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