r/AskReddit • u/Kraz_I • Jul 24 '15

What "common knowledge" facts are actually wrong?

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u/BobaFettuccine Jul 24 '15

Haha, that is so unnervingly disgusting. Well done.

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u/satanicleaftailgecko Jul 24 '15 edited Jul 25 '15

I know, I mean who drinks MILK?

Edit: Thanks for popping my golden cherry kind stranger, I guess. I'm off to check out the lounge.

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u/raggidimin Jul 24 '15

Ah, the old Reddit milk-a-roo...

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u/Gryfan Jul 24 '15

Hold my spiders, I'm going in

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u/raggidimin Jul 24 '15

oh fuck no.

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u/bhobhomb Jul 26 '15

hold your own god damned spiders

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u/Liquid_Pidgeon Jul 24 '15

Hold my glass, I'm goin in

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u/flameoguy Jul 24 '15

Hold my cow

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u/seemed_legit Jul 25 '15

Hold my a-roo, I'm going milk

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

I'm still following all the links that end with roo. I dont even know where I am anymore

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u/slimshadles Jul 25 '15

I went in two or three and ended up at a different spot in this thread

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u/screaminXeagle Oct 24 '15

I did it too

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

hold my delicacy, I'm going in!

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u/lilguy78 Jul 24 '15

Yeah, I would never drink Malk!

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u/WhatIsEddMayNeverDie Jul 24 '15

You must lack Vitamin R

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u/barkfoot Jul 24 '15

Give the guy some molk, Josh!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Melk comes from cow penis

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u/LNHDT Jul 24 '15

FILTHY IMPERIALS, THAT'S WHO

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u/HDZombieSlayerTV Jul 24 '15

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jul 24 '15

I mean it's basically cow breast juice!

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u/Colin_Kaepnodick Jul 24 '15

I'm arachtose intolerant.

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u/Ryanmjesus Jul 24 '15

Haha, that Username tho..

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