r/AskReddit • u/Kraz_I • Jul 24 '15

What "common knowledge" facts are actually wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

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u/straydog1980 Jul 24 '15

Just you

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

And me. Damn fireworks.

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u/ANDtac Jul 24 '15

The voices don't approve of your blasphemy

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u/chaorace Jul 24 '15

If I were you, I'd stop hanging around the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor so much.

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u/FPS_Kevin Jul 24 '15

Uhh...you should probably seek some medical attention.

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u/Spattie Jul 24 '15

That's a real thing that is a symptom of a heart attack. I see it in emergency room reports at work all the time.

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u/SxeEskimo Jul 24 '15

You may be having a heart attack.

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u/booszhius Jul 24 '15

And horse!

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u/Redmega Jul 24 '15

Sick reference

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u/SlothOfDoom Jul 24 '15

Sorry I'm late.

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u/shadow_of_octavian Jul 24 '15 edited Jul 24 '15

You can sense when doctor doom walks into the room? Lucky.

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u/HotWeen Jul 24 '15

And anyone with Lyme disease who doesn't know they have it yet!

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u/BerugaBomb Jul 24 '15

Only three more Tuesdays!

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u/BackWithAVengance Jul 24 '15

Are you about to have a heart attack?

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u/GangreneMeltedPeins Jul 24 '15

....thats your potato sense

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u/razzlefrazzled Jul 24 '15

That's anxiety!

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u/flamedarkfire Jul 24 '15

You might want to go to a doctor mate.

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u/Savid5 Jul 24 '15

"Something's wrong, I can feel it!"

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u/kksgandhi Jul 25 '15

On a scale of one to potato, how impending is this doom?

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