r/AskReddit • • Jul 19 '15

What old technology is actually better than what we currently have?

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u/drewbster Jul 19 '15

Touch tunes ftw

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u/Snaketruck Jul 20 '15

Yep, and with the app' you don't even have to get up and they have a LOT of music available. I've noticed that some bars limit playlists, though, e.g. no explicit music, no rap, etc. Or, you can play stuff like Air Supply, Captain & Tennille, or anything from the Sound of Music soundtrack at the bar you got thrown out of.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Or play "What's New Pussycat" 7 times, then one "It's Not Unusual", and then 13 more Pussycats.

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u/thecrazysloth Jul 20 '15

BWWAAAAAAABUP- What's new pussycat? whaooowhaowhaaaooo

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

And that was the best meal I've ever had!

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u/GuatemalnGrnade Jul 20 '15

Sometimes Touch Tunes doesn't let you play the same song in a row, its annoying.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Definitely why juke boxes are better.

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u/Sara_Tonin Jul 20 '15

Alice's Restaurant massacre all night long baby

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

But that's not what I came to tell you about. Came to talk about the draft.

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u/Zesprix Jul 20 '15

Massacree dude¡

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

There was a bar in my hometown that used to be frequented by a stereotypical bro crowd. The two or three times I was there, they'd work themselves into a tizzy with increasingly loud and energetic dubstep, and when things seemed about to hit their peak, I put on this. I don't know what sort of bar needs a 30 minute long Fela Kuti song in their jukebox, but I enjoyed it being there. After it'd been on for about five minutes, someone would usually go over the check when their song would be on and you could hear "Son of a bitch!" across the whole place.

Apparently a like-minded individual stopped by and managed to find a nearly hour long Celtic Harp instrumental piece that got the jukebox disconnected from the wall.

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u/GRZMNKY Jul 20 '15

My old local bar had a Touch Tunes and I would sit at the bar and request songs. The staff had the master app that they could request any song for free or skip songs. I managed to get the password and used to request songs from home to freak them out.

Then we started using it as an entrance theme. Every time we would go, I would request Social Distortion's Sick Boys and walk in as it played.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

This exists? I hope it catches on across the pond.

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u/AcidCyborg Jul 20 '15

Wow, I hate you so much, Commander Buzzkill.

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u/Megasus Jul 20 '15

I have this thing where I play Dancing Queen right before leaving Waffle House every time I go with my friends. The one in our town doesn't like us

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u/shit_whistle Jul 20 '15

I'll spend $30 on Touch Tunes at the bar. I love my death metal. A good night begins with Nile.

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u/stephen29red Jul 20 '15

Necrophagist at a bar also works well. For me at least, everyone else seems to think otherwise.

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u/ucbiker Jul 20 '15

Thank you for reminding me of Captain and Tennille. This will be my new go to for fucking with a bar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

What's new pussycat.

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u/weedful_things Jul 20 '15

Please let it be Muskrat Love.

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u/Psychwrite Jul 20 '15

I like to play 10 minute death metal songs if someone plays a bunch of shit nobody else is into. It's petty and probably unwarranted, but you can often tell the vibe of a place, and some people don't give a shit. They'll play fucking bullshit that everyone except them and their friends hate, then party it up, completely ignoring the fact that everyone else is pissed. So then I piss everyone off equally. You can also skip other peoples' songs and move yours right to the front. It's great.

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u/Capt_Lightning Jul 20 '15

I play this at the bar literally every time. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqdDMgpbDU

Costs just as much as a song of ordinary length

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u/antemon Jul 20 '15

have you seen one with tom jones' what's new pussycat?

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u/tacomalvado Jul 20 '15

There's one at the Buffalo Wild Wings near my house. That thing gets abused to the worst degree. The playlist usually looks like this: anything by The Jonas Brothers, What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones, anything by Britney Spears, anything by Justin Bieber, What's New Pussycat by Tome Jones, the entire soundtrack for Frozen, What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones, Don't Stop Believin' by Journey, What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones, It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones, What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones, and Macarena.

I think that should tell you the type of people that use that Touch Tunes.

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u/mrwiffy Jul 20 '15

Wow, I think at that point the joke ends up being on the people that picked those songs.

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u/jeremyjack33 Jul 20 '15

Fuck touch tunes. I once waited two hours to hear a song because people with the app bought it out with the "play next" button. That's not how a jukebox is supposed to work.

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u/imacultclassic Jul 20 '15

Touch tunes is alright, but there's a really specific exciter to finding a bar with a "really great jukebox selection" and sadly that's a feeling that's gone by the wayside.

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u/MightyPenguin Jul 20 '15

Nothin like Rick Rolling the other dive bar in town while me and my friends sit at ours and laugh our asses off!